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Luke Allen's Virginity ...can be taken by you, folks*
At time of writing, for one penny: bargain! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/...=1469&rd=1 My name is Luke Allen, and I need money I’m 16 and I have no girlfriend at the moment! So I thought I’d solve my problem all in one, get money, and get laid! Will sleep with anyone apart from the following, so if this is you, don’t bid: - People with known STD’s - If you weigh in over 15 stone please do not bid! - Nobody under the age of 16, also no one over the age of 28! - No hobo’s! You must be able to travel to Tenby in South Wales! Me and my friend Declan Sharma are competing with each other to see who gets most money, if you bid on one of us, don’t bid on the other please! If you bid on me, thanks J HaPpY bIdDinG No hobos, 2the9s. and STDs cuts out most of the Aussies that post on here. * but due the auctions being withdrawn, now only if you get to know him in person and you both get on and decide it's right for you and love each other very much and don't pressure each other into it. [Edited 8/3/05 7:00am] | |
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what the hell does he have against hobos?! | |
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Anxiety said: what the hell does he have against hobos?!
and why does he think they are going to waste their precious cash on travelling to South Wales to sleep with him? | |
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Well I weigh over 20 stone, so that's me out. | |
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Lleena said: Well I weigh over 20 stone, so that's me out.
:bedcrane: | |
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TheFrog said: Anxiety said: what the hell does he have against hobos?!
and why does he think they are going to waste their precious cash on travelling to South Wales to sleep with him? do hobos even have internet connections? | |
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TheFrog said: Lleena said: Well I weigh over 20 stone, so that's me out.
:bedcrane: arse I crush anything I land on. .... [Edited 8/3/05 3:48am] | |
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here's the other guy offering his virginity, and who Luke Allen is competing with - Declan Sharma.
bidding also at £0.01 at the moment. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/...eName=WDVW | |
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Anxiety said: TheFrog said: and why does he think they are going to waste their precious cash on travelling to South Wales to sleep with him? do hobos even have internet connections? Maybe he's worried about word of mouth. I've heard that talk of this internet auction is spreading like wildfire underneath railway bridges and in the doorways of department stores. | |
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Lleena said: TheFrog said: :bedcrane: arse I crush anything I land on. Prove it. | |
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I mean I'm in the same boat as them, but geezus... | |
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LMAO, All those requiements and he hasn't specified whether he'd like a male or female | |
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Maybe we could utilise one of his other auctions, and garner some publicity for da Org:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/...=WDVW&rd=1 PS: Froggy - you owe me an org note young man! | |
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TheFrog said: Lleena said: arse I crush anything I land on. Prove it. see? | |
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BananaCologne said: PS: Froggy - you owe me an org note young man! this is true? this is probably true, knowing me. | |
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WHAT A FUCKING ACE IDEA!
I'm selling myself on eBay forthwidth! With my good looks (*ahem*) and cheeky boyish charm I'll get more than 1p for my virginity | |
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Spookymuffin said: WHAT A FUCKING ACE IDEA!
I'm selling myself on eBay forthwidth! With my good looks (*ahem*) and cheeky boyish charm I'll get more than 1p for my virginity yeah, but as soon as you say, "Must be able to travel to Eton" they'll know you're not a virgin. Well, not a virgin in one way, anyway. | |
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TheFrog said: Spookymuffin said: WHAT A FUCKING ACE IDEA!
I'm selling myself on eBay forthwidth! With my good looks (*ahem*) and cheeky boyish charm I'll get more than 1p for my virginity yeah, but as soon as you say, "Must be able to travel to Eton" they'll know you're not a virgin. Well, not a virgin in one way, anyway. Yes, you sorted that out. | |
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Spookymuffin said: TheFrog said: yeah, but as soon as you say, "Must be able to travel to Eton" they'll know you're not a virgin. Well, not a virgin in one way, anyway. Yes, you sorted that out. oh stop with the paedo propoganda! | |
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TheFrog said: Spookymuffin said: Yes, you sorted that out. oh stop with the paedo propoganda! I thought that was quite a witty and sly comeback. | |
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TheFrog said: here's the other guy offering his virginity, and who Luke Allen is competing with - Declan Sharma.
bidding also at £0.01 at the moment. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/...eName=WDVW I have no girlfriend at the moment! So I thought I’d solve my problem all in one, get money, and get laid! dec,i doubt you'll get alot if any girls bidding on you. wally from london has bid his life savings on you. | |
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Spookymuffin said: TheFrog said: oh stop with the paedo propoganda! I thought that was quite a witty and sly comeback. Sings Sam Fox's 'Touch Me' loudly.. | |
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Christopher said: TheFrog said: here's the other guy offering his virginity, and who Luke Allen is competing with - Declan Sharma.
bidding also at £0.01 at the moment. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/...eName=WDVW I have no girlfriend at the moment! So I thought I’d solve my problem all in one, get money, and get laid! dec,i doubt you'll get alot if any girls bidding on you. wally from london has bid his life savings on you. poor young man. perhaps someone is going to fuck him for 10 quid and make him wear a t-shirt that says so for another 10 bucks and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: Christopher said: I have no girlfriend at the moment! So I thought I’d solve my problem all in one, get money, and get laid! dec,i doubt you'll get alot if any girls bidding on you. wally from london has bid his life savings on you. poor young man. perhaps someone is going to fuck him for 10 quid and make him wear a t-shirt that says so for another 10 bucks lets orgnote him | |
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Christopher said: IstenSzek said: poor young man. perhaps someone is going to fuck him for 10 quid and make him wear a t-shirt that says so for another 10 bucks lets orgnote him I'm so bidding on both. | |
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XxAxX said: oh goodness, you're considering it!! | |
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Terrible news! Both young men have now ended their respective auctions early, without bid. LadyBoyCabDriver will be so disappointed when he finds out. | |
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TheFrog said: XxAxX said: oh goodness, you're considering it!! no way! i'm saving myself for the right guy | |
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