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women are like buses ........ last friday i was at a club with my friends glasgow i was chatting/dancing the nite away, with a girl ive been chattin to for weeks ! anyway she took my nr and agreed to go to on a night out soon (a wedding ive been invited to actually) i just turned my back on her and was back chatin with my friends when one of their girlfriends asked me in front of her friend if i'd like to go out on a date with said friend !!! well i know this girl too so duly obliged !! we went out on the sat nite i got home at 4.30 (a good nite) anyway back to the friday !my mates and left the girls and went to another club later on and i pulled in there too!!!! got home at 5am on the friday !!
ive still to go out with the first one ! and the other two wanna see me again ! fuckin hell just like buses nothing then 3 come along at the same time !!! only problem i can see is buses and woman are both also known to break down ocasionally 
3 dates in 1 nite , do i get some kind of org pat on the back or a star or something lol
oh n' before any smartasses say ,.... NONE of them are the size of buses !! i'm into skinny blondes !!! lol . [Edited 8/3/05 2:46am] | |
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Three dates in one night...I'm impressed...lol...If I got three in one year it would be seen as one of the signs of the Apocolypse... | |
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Grr men...keeping their options open lol | |
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Ocean said: Grr men...keeping their options open lol
i'm trying my best to stay single !!! | |
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danielboon said: Ocean said: Grr men...keeping their options open lol
i'm trying my best to stay single !!! oh is that what its called lol | |
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TheFrog said: thanks for the props !! but i'm gonna be worn out and skint | |
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 show off 
Have fun  | |
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Playa!! Playa!!  | |
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I had a date 10 minutes ago..
Met this guy through internet and made an appointment for today. He was here 15 minutes and left because I wasn't what he expected 
But he wasn't what I expected either so..
NEXT!!! The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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Are you sore?
Have a gold star for services rendered. 
Me next! | |
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BananaCologne said: Are you sore?
Have a gold star for services rendered.
Me next! Is that star for me Nana? 
And, You wanna be my next?  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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HowComeYouDontCallme said: BananaCologne said: Are you sore?
Have a gold star for services rendered.
Me next! Is that star for me Nana?
And, You wanna be my next? No. It's not it's for my buddy! | |
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Don't be a man whore unless u hookin up with whorez  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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I wish I could get a date with just ONE chick. Sheesh, show off. | |
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BananaCologne said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: Is that star for me Nana?
And, You wanna be my next? No. It's not it's for my buddy!  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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Danny, 3 women on the go? Fuckin hell!
If I was you I'd gently try to introduce them to each other “If I can shoot rabbits/then I can shoot fascists” | |
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Byron said: Three dates in one night...I'm impressed...lol...If I got three in one year it would be seen as one of the signs of the Apocolypse...
For me it's 3 dates in one decade - hasn't happened yet. | |
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I never been on a date, i'm real picky. ...lets see I like movies, walks in the park or at a beach, video games, a nice dinner, | |
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Women are like buses, everyone can get on as long as they pay. | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: Women are like buses, everyone can get on as long as they pay.
Danielboob must've had a day pass with transfer options. M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: Women are like buses, everyone can get on as long as they pay.
 That's not very nice! 
I'm not for sale, Personality is much, much more important 
That and looks  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
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Women are like buses...big, red and they make a lot of noise.  | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Women are like buses...big, red and they make a lot of noise.
I am more of a yellow shade.  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Women are like buses...big, red and they make a lot of noise.
I am more of a yellow shade. What noise does your horn make? | |
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HamsterHuey said: I've so gotta read that | |
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BananaCologne said: Are you sore?
Have a gold star for services rendered.
Me next! a gold star from the org star nana !!!! | |
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BananaCologne said: HowComeYouDontCallme said: Is that star for me Nana?
And, You wanna be my next? No. It's not it's for my buddy! now now bc u know i'm into blondies !!! u gonna dye your hair mate ?? stop fighting over me lol | |
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sermwanderer said: Danny, 3 women on the go? Fuckin hell!
If I was you I'd gently try to introduce them to each other 2 of them wanna see me friday night !! when my fone rings from a private nr , ive gotta go,... lets see now ,.. eeni meeni myni mo !!! | |
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