Subject: The Priest

A Priest was about to leave his Mission in the
jungles where he has spent years teaching the
natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught
them was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a
walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief,
"This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little
farther and he points to a rock and says, "This
is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The Priest really getting enthusiastic about the results when
he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he
peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst
of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding
a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun
and kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has
spent years teaching the tribe how to be
civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these
people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."

glad i'm nobody's bike

emm said: