Again, today's and tomorrow's:

Aries:

(today)
If your creative juices have been stuck, now it's time to release them by returning to a project you've recently set aside. You'll be able to see things with a fresh perspective, but this doesn't mean that you'll be able to explain yourself to others. Just follow your intuition now, especially if it's telling you to look behind you.

(tomorrow)
It may feel as if there's no one you can share your creative process with, but this isn't the time to wave your own flag. It's not even the best time to let others know what you are feeling. Hold your emotions close and let the energy build before you disperse it by involving anyone else.


Taurus:

(today)
Your effectiveness at work may be compromised now as you struggle with finding the best application of your talents. Maybe you've grown bored and cannot find a way to revitalize yourself. Perhaps your boss has lost confidence in a project and wants to redirect your energy. However this is playing out, don't worry if you're not making much progress. Float along with the situation for a while. You'll know what to do when it's time.

(tomorrow)
There's no need to tell everyone about your quiet conversations with a friend or coworker. You might feel comfortable sharing your emotions in a sensitive way -- feelings that you normally don't express. This can create a tender moment that can enrich any relationship if you allow it to happen.


Gemini:

(today)
Discouragement may set in when an important phone call is missed or your schedule is disrupted because of a misunderstanding or a simple screw-up. Keep your cool, Gemini; your whole life is not falling apart. Relax your control, for the tighter you try to keep everything under wrap, the more the loose ends are going to fray.

(tomorrow)
This Mercury retrograde may have you feeling less than confident about many things in your life now. It's up to you to morph the serious restrictions you place upon yourself into a more supportive view of yourself. Trust your own creative process, even if you don't have a complete solution.


Cancer:

(today)
It's difficult to look at even the most practical situations without layering your issues of insecurity over what's happening. You may be afraid that reality is slipping away and that you can no longer judge who is telling you the truth. Wait a day or two until clarity returns before making your final answer.

(tomorrow)
You've been swimming around in your own emotional stew, and although it may feel comfortable, it's probably just because you are accustomed to it. You may have issues in your life to worry about, but now this fretting can get in your way. Separate your irrational fears from the real ones so you can climb up onto dry land and enjoy the current landscape.


Leo:

(today)
Hidden agendas can come out into the open today, and although you may be surprised by what you learn, the clearing of the air serves you well. The danger is that once you know what's going on, that you'll keep your new awareness to yourself. Don't do it. Even if there's no immediate resolution, you are better off if others know the truth.

(tomorrow)
Someone in your immediate environment may be working against you behind the scenes. This is most likely a reflection of your own unconscious feelings blocking your success. Although this may not make sense, answers might be buried within your childhood fears or parental expectations. Revisit your childhood to recover the relevant memories and then apply what you learn to the present.


Virgo:

(today)
You receive an emotional boost of support from a friend today, which allows you to express your needs more easily. Unfortunately, just because you say what's on your mind, this doesn't mean that others will truly understand what you have said. Actually, with nebulous Neptune in the picture, it's possible that the more you say, the more confusing it becomes. Don't try so hard. The right words will come in a day or two -- and that will be time enough.

(tomorrow)
You don't need to know exactly what is coming at you from around the next bend, for this Mercury retrograde is requiring you to look back rather than into your future. Inspiration unfolds slowly now as you review what you already know. Your perspective changes gradually and you'll soon understand why you had to wait. Don't rush, even if you feel that you'll lose the opportunity.


Libra:

(today)
Give yourself time today to recover dreams of the past few weeks. Although you may have set them aside, you can derive fresh and important meaning from reactivating your fantasies, especially about your role in the family or community. It's not urgent that you make these mental meanderings real. What's important is that you turn on the lights of your imagination.

(tomorrow)
Something is reminding you to keep your feelings to yourself now. You can smoothly cover them with your graceful manner that sets everyone at ease. Your fear is that they will take advantage of your weakness if you expose your needs. But this may not be true, for as you become vulnerable, others find it easier to relate to you as a real person, instead of just a nice package.


Scorpio:

(today)
It's not time to make concrete plans, for your mind has turned inward and you are less than rational. On the other hand, everything that pops into your consciousness now is a sign. Sink into the symbols as they arise without attempting to filter out the good or the bad. There's no need -- and perhaps little purpose -- to sharing your dreams now. Keep them to yourself.

(tomorrow)
It's difficult to keep your mind focused on the present as your fears play games with you, imposing worry onto thoughts that cross your mind. Don't try to avoid the real issues, but realize that your anxiety may be overstated. As you face the issues that scare you, they will dissipate right before your eyes.


Sagittarius:

(today)
You need to be watchful of yourself today, for you can come up with the craziest scheme and somehow make it sound plausible. You cannot, however, rely on others to tell you that you're out in left field. They might actually like your plan, even if it really makes no sense at all. Go ahead and think big, but reel it in enough to make it real. If you don't, you will have to face bigger disappointments very soon.

(tomorrow)
Settle into whatever has been upsetting you and deal with it today, instead of evading a difficult situation by convincing yourself that all is well. Sometimes you Sagittarians can gloss right over heavier issues, but now you will not gain anything from avoiding what's important. And if you don't think you can handle it alone, lean on a friend for the support you need.


Capricorn:

(today)
Softening your approach to others today can bring you closer to them, but this isn't necessarily easy for you. Sometimes the safety of relationship hierarchy is just what you need. Now, however, it won't work. Face your fears of the unknown by sliding gently off the edge of the rational map, into a more mysterious world without borders or labels.

(tomorrow)
If you were only left alone, you'd figure a way to make it all work efficiently, but that isn't going to happen now. Other people in your life are making their presence known and they want to be a part of what is going on. Control is your not-very-secret weapon. Share responsibility and power with your adversaries and the current situation will improve. Keep it to yourself, however, and you set the stage for failure.


Aquarius:

(today)
A friend or business partner may not be as forthcoming as you'd like, but the more you push for answers, the less you will know. It's time for you to practice acceptance. It is not only okay that you are confused; it's the best thing that can happen to you. In your uncertainly, there is a spiritual truth awaiting discovery.

(tomorrow)
The tides pulling in different directions as the New Moon in Leo approaches. On one hand, today's Cancer Moon encourages you to withdraw and hide from the outer world. On the other hand, your relationships with others are offering you fertile ground for creativity. The sooner you let go of your resistance, the easier the days ahead.


Pisces:

(today)
You may be overly concerned now with making adjustments to your diet or exercise routines. As well-intentioned as you may be, you might not make the best decisions today, for your judgment is being clouded by Neptune. Be careful about placing your belief in an unproven, faddish health regimen. Small sensible improvements will have better results now than radical changes.

(tomorrow)
There's something about your charming smile now that tells others you know something they don't. Your intuition has quietly soaked in feelings from the cosmic airwaves and from those around you. You know things that you haven't yet been told. Wait until you feel comfortable before you share what is still gestating within the security of your own mind.

Byron said:

Okay, i'm getting weirded out now!

Byron said:

Ooohhh I HATE that Mercury retrograde!

(tomorrow)
It may feel as if there's no one you can share your creative process with, but this isn't the time to wave your own flag. It's not even the best time to let others know what you are feeling. Hold your emotions close and let the energy build before you disperse it by involving anyone else.

did ab write this shit?

Sagittarius:

(today)
You need to be watchful of yourself today, for you can come up with the craziest scheme and somehow make it sound plausible. You cannot, however, rely on others to tell you that you're out in left field. They might actually like your plan, even if it really makes no sense at all. Go ahead and think big, but reel it in enough to make it real. If you don't, you will have to face bigger disappointments very soon.

(tomorrow)
but now you will not gain anything from avoiding what's important. And if you don't think you can handle it alone, lean on a friend for the support you need.




Whoa how true

Smooches;)

Byron said:

Mine could not be more apt. spooky.

mine is all wrong it has nothing about being called a brummy twat or british wanker all evening or the fact i will more than likely have a strong smell of sick

Byron said:

gotdamn
i just opened up my "Products of Boredom" book again 2day (tried 2 work on it over the weekend...useless) and totally had some new ideas...

d00d...

Byron said:

[Edited 8/2/05 13:38pm]

p0procks said:

Did I not post the "Brummy Twat" edition??...

interesting ...thanx

2the9s said:

but why ? it's such a good time to learn about self

Pisces:

(today)
You may be overly concerned now with making adjustments to your diet or exercise routines. As well-intentioned as you may be, you might not make the best decisions today, for your judgment is being clouded by Neptune. Be careful about placing your belief in an unproven, faddish health regimen. Small sensible improvements will have better results now than radical changes.

(tomorrow)
There's something about your charming smile now that tells others you know something they don't. Your intuition has quietly soaked in feelings from the cosmic airwaves and from those around you. You know things that you haven't yet been told. Wait until you feel comfortable before you share what is still gestating within the security of your own mind.

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