I must get to 1000 posts soon (got 870 or so at last count) but nothing much is going on so I thought I would repeat some gossip I just read on the men's room wall.

The wall goes as follows:

"Dave G. has Herpes."

"No he doesn't"

"Yes, I do!"

Okay, I don't know any Dave G. in our department and I'm not sure who is saying what. There are three different handwriting samples in the three lines of text. They are also written in various colors of ink and one in pencil. So my assumption is that the individual who knew of Mr. G. stated his opinion about the sexual health of Mr. G. , a friend of Mr. G. defended Mr. G concerning the charge, and then Mr. G. himself finally came clean and admitted yes, indeed, he does have Herpes. Very interesting stuff!

I do realize I have hit an all-time low with this...

GottaLetitgo said:

I love your explanation of these three lines!

GottaLetitgo said:

DO YOU???

2the9s said:

You're dealing with an expert on all time lows here GottaLetitgo.

2the9s said:

Well, it ain't like anybody is reading the dang "GottaLetitgo Heroes" threads. I'm going smutty!

Because there is SO much demand:

I just checked another bathroom wall on the floor below my office. This is what I witnessed.

Once again, a three part harmony (three individuals):


Sayeth the first individual: "South Carolina sucks!"

Quoth the second graffiti artist: "Well, leave then"

Writes the third: "I'm Rick James, bitch!"

Don't know what to make of this graffiti conversation. Seems disjointed. I have my days where I feels like SC sucks but I also love this state and would defend it to its detractors. The third line if the most prophetic; I was really under the impression that Mr. James was deceased but apparently he is using the toilet facilities at my workplace.

As for this thread, I quote the man: "Solo, the curb looks like a skyscraper."

I like this thread.

How many men's toilets are there in your building? Any action?

HamsterHuey said:

8 floors, 8 men's rooms, 8 sets of walls to check for graffiti. Don't know about the action. Maybe there's a newsletter or something. I'll look into it.

GottaLetitgo said:

GAY MEMO

Please restrict all cruising to the stalls on the fourth floor, due to renovation of the other stalls.