Anxiety said:

Lisa Loeb maybe? SHe has got humour though. Her name is Lauren.

HamsterHuey said:

lauren likes to rock, i can see.

HamsterHuey said:

Toad.

GangstaFam said:

Pepper.

Anxiety said:

Try to imagine the sound coming from that mouth...

Even Tinkerbell wants to be Madonna!

HamsterHuey said:

that dog needs a damn jock strap

HamsterHuey said:

Anxiety said:

This one is easy; she's shouting; I need some cooooock!

But she cant have any cuz Madonna is feeding them.

Another boring night at The Firm, huh?

Anxiety said:

Such a thing exists!



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Aw lawd...

Anxiety said:

What I think she's saying is, "Someone fix my fucking metal dangling slats!"

GangstaFam said:

The shape of her mouth suggests otherwise...

HamsterHuey said:

All roads lead to Madonna. And Madonna leads to the Posh Jock!

GangstaFam said:

Just saying that makes you go to Madonna FAM hell.

HamsterHuey said:

And you'l share a cell with Music Madge!

Madonna is cheating on Guy with Lance Armstrong!

HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

it's gonna be a long night...morning...whatev

Anxiety said:

pera

Imagine if you really were Madonna. Then you'd have to put up with this one's filthy big hard...



...every single day andnight!

scififilmnerd said:

And get sweaty with him! What a burden!

GangstaFam said:

Heehee

GangstaFam said:

i see boobie

Anxiety said:

You said boobie...