On the off chance that you are Madonna, I just wanted to say hey.

And if you think you may be Madonna and you're unsure, that's okay. I understand.

No!

TypoMarx said:

Stop it. You'll frighten Madonna.

HamsterHuey said:

Anxiety said:

You're a brain wrong!

TypoMarx said:

i feel differently on the matter.

i was expecting this to be a quiz

IstenSzek said:

1.Are you Madonna?
2.Have you ever been Madonna?
3.Are you not Madonna?
4.Might you be Madonna in the future?
5.Were you to be Madonna would you touch yourself?

TypoMarx said:

i think those questions sound suspiciously like ones madonna would make up.

1.Are you Madonna?

no


2.Have you ever been Madonna?

no


3.Are you not Madonna?

yes! oh...wait


4.Might you be Madonna in the future?

you'll have to ask Guy Ritchie


5.Were you to be Madonna would you touch yourself?

if I were Madonna I'd have been touched by everyone
else already so I guess touching myself might be the
only option left

i forgot where i was.

look, stacey q., if you're out there, i'm just sayin' hi.

cheese on toast...

I thought i was Madonna



but then i realised i wasn't

No, I am certainly NOT Madonna

p0pstar said:

are you sure? take your time, think it through.

TypoMarx said:

Anxiety said:

my boobies arn't like cones

Anxiety said:

Well, I know I'm not Madonna.

But Staci Q...

I was Madonna 4 a brief time in the early 90's before handing the torch off 2 her next human host.

Aren't we all really Madonna.....



M

I'm Madonna when Vogue comes on...cone tits and all.

luv4u said:

Nor a moderator, or you would have moved this to Music; Non Prince immediately!

HamsterHuey said:

You're slipping Luv4U!!

Hold on, can a thread created by a moderator be moderated by another moderator?

HamsterHuey said:

it's not really about madonna's music though. i just chose her name arbitrarily.
i mean, if it's a matter of the world crashing into the sun, i'll move the damn thing, but it was just meant to be silly.

and now that i've explained the joke, perhaps we can just let the thread die a quiet, peaceful death.

"I'm your brother, mother, sister, auntie lil baby Jesus."




You get a prize if you know what the hell I'm talking about. I expect few to get it.


M

Yes I am

But don't tell anyone I don't want to be flooded with orgnotes.

Anxiety said:

Just a joke thread mentioning an American president gets transported off to P&R immediately.

I liked it well enough here, esp threads that just joknigly refer to him.

Anyways. Madonna is out. She is feeding some cocks.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

"Glycerine! I need Glycerine!....I KNOW HOW TO DO IT!!!!"

I'd like my prize now.

npgmaverick said:

I love you for that!!!!! Wasn't that hilarious? I like when she talks about her pussy and astronaut juice. Also "I was singing on that record.....la..lala...lala....

DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG AGO THAT WAS? 14 years ago.

Org.note me if you need any recordings by any unnamed artist, that may or may not have stuff that hasn't been released.



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