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Thread started 08/02/05 12:36am

funkpill

Nice Little Joke

Subject: Turner Brown

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch
private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner
Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with
you?"

In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give
you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20-inch private, my left testicle weighs
3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guys says, "Turner Brown?! ....
Whew, Thank God! I thought you
said "Turn around!"

lol

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Reply #1 posted 08/02/05 9:45am

purplekisses

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If U don't know someone with Autism....... U will...... April is Autism awareness month.... please get involved....

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Reply #2 posted 08/02/05 9:49am

Mach
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Reply #3 posted 08/02/05 10:06am

superspaceboy

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Now that was a decent joke. nod

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Reply #4 posted 08/02/05 10:39am

lillith

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love that one... lol

you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel horny

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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Reply #5 posted 08/02/05 1:33pm

Rinluv

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Oh shit, that was funny as hell, I died laughin'. Where did U get that from?

Some people think I'm kinda cute
But that don't compute when it comes 2 Y-O-U.

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Reply #6 posted 08/02/05 1:46pm

Hotlegs
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Reply #7 posted 08/02/05 2:33pm

funkpill	Rinluv said: Oh shit, that was funny as hell, I died laughin'. Where did U get that from? A cousin of mines sent it to me thru e-mail... Just thought I share... Glad you like it....
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Reply #8 posted 08/02/05 2:41pm

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Reply #9 posted 08/07/05 12:47pm

emm

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funkpill said:

Rinluv said:

Oh shit, that was funny as hell, I died laughin'. Where did U get that from?

A cousin of mines sent it to me thru e-mail...

Just thought I share... biggrin

Glad you like it....

your cousin is a bad influence on you lol

She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay

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Reply #10 posted 08/07/05 12:52pm

funkpill	emm said: funkpill said: A cousin of mines sent it to me thru e-mail... Just thought I share... Glad you like it.... your cousin is a bad influence on you
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Reply #11 posted 08/07/05 12:55pm

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Reply #12 posted 08/07/05 3:43pm

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