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PrintableOh and i have done jury duty before, but i never got to serve because the defendants always cut a deal and in one case the judge knew the defendant.  | |
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that is the ONE thing i regret about not becoming a citizen.
oh, and that voting Bush out of office thing. as you make your decision, 9sey, just look at your WWIBD bracelet!   | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: that is the ONE thing i regret about not becoming a citizen.
oh, and that voting Bush out of office thing. as you make your decision, 9sey, just look at your WWIBD bracelet! You're not a citizen?!?  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: IrresistibleB1tch said: that is the ONE thing i regret about not becoming a citizen.
oh, and that voting Bush out of office thing. as you make your decision, 9sey, just look at your WWIBD bracelet! You're not a citizen?!? Must be a a terrorist. 
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2the9s said: I'm looking forward to it.
I'm now a part of the solution instead of part of the problem!  | |
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althom said: 2the9s said: I'm looking forward to it.
I'm now a part of the solution instead of part of the problem!  | |
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I wanna do jury duty....funny thing is I have never been called ...sheesh I'm so wanted  | |
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Ocean said: I wanna do jury duty....funny thing is I have never been called
...sheesh I'm so wanted They don't call up drunks usually. | |
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Ocean said: I wanna do jury duty....funny thing is I have never been called
...sheesh I'm so wanted Do you look at all like me and how do you feel about coming to Brooklyn? 
Answer the second question first...  | |
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althom said: Ocean said: I wanna do jury duty....funny thing is I have never been called
...sheesh I'm so wanted They don't call up drunks usually. Oh bite me doofus | |
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2the9s said: Ocean said: I wanna do jury duty....funny thing is I have never been called
...sheesh I'm so wanted Do you look at all like me and how do you feel about coming to Brooklyn?
Answer the second question first... Question2:  yes please!!
Ouestion 1: Just my manly voice  | |
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Ocean said: 2the9s said: Do you look at all like me and how do you feel about coming to Brooklyn?
Answer the second question first... Question2: yes please!!
Ouestion 1: Just my manly voice Damn! I have a girly voice!  | |
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2the9s said: Ocean said: Question2: yes please!!
Ouestion 1: Just my manly voice Damn! I have a girly voice! 
You're going to be my new friend in the other forum. Will you take me, under your wing? | |
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2the9s said: Ocean said: Question2: yes please!!
Ouestion 1: Just my manly voice Damn! I have a girly voice! Loosen ur pants | |
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Ocean said: 2the9s said: Damn! I have a girly voice! Loosen ur pants Okay!  | |
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Your far too educated to get on a jury. You wait, there is no way you will get on one.
Speaking of juries, for the last 3 days I have been running a civil jury trial that ended badly. One of the jurors turned out to be deaf and senile. He kept getting lost on his way into Court and couldn't folloow simple directions. Another juror was so old and frail that we had real concerns that he would not make through the trial. Consequently, after 2 days of the hearing we had to discharge the jury and start again. Fortunately, we were then able to settle the case. *phew* On another occaision I had a jury that got on so well that they all went to the pub at their lunch break and downed as many drinks as they could in the hour. They would come back all giggley. They even started going out together at night (I think 2 were bonking) and came in all hungover the next day. One was about half an hour late on one day. The Judge was fucking furious. Anyway, at the end of the trial they went out of the room and deliberated for no more than 5 minutes (no kidding---the trial had gone 8 days too) and threw the plaintiff out with nothing! (a big win to me). Anyway, the Judge flipped out but had no choice but to accept their verdict.It was the only time I have ever seen a Judge not thank the jury for their efforts.
Come to think of it, I think you will go really well in a jury 9s.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Your far too educated to get on a jury. You wait, there is no way you will get on one.
Speaking of juries, for the last 3 days I have been running a civil jury trial that ended badly. One of the jurors turned out to be deaf and senile. He kept getting lost on his way into Court and couldn't folloow simple directions. Another juror was so old and frail that we had real concerns that he would not make through the trial. Consequently, after 2 days of the hearing we had to discharge the jury and start again. Fortunately, we were then able to settle the case. *phew* On another occaision I had a jury that got on so well that they all went to the pub at their lunch break and downed as many drinks as they could in the hour. They would come back all giggley. They even started going out together at night (I think 2 were bonking) and came in all hungover the next day. One was about half an hour late on one day. The Judge was fucking furious. Anyway, at the end of the trial they went out of the room and deliberated for no more than 5 minutes (no kidding---the trial had gone 8 days too) and threw the plaintiff out with nothing! (a big win to me). Anyway, the Judge flipped out but had no choice but to accept their verdict.It was the only time I have ever seen a Judge not thank the jury for their efforts.
Come to think of it, I think you will go really well in a jury 9s. Are you a public pretender Brett?  | |
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bkw said: One of the jurors turned out to be deaf and senile. He kept getting lost on his way into Court and couldn't folloow simple directions. Another juror was so old and frail that we had real concerns that he would not make through the trial.
You're singing my song! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: bkw said: Your far too educated to get on a jury. You wait, there is no way you will get on one.
Speaking of juries, for the last 3 days I have been running a civil jury trial that ended badly. One of the jurors turned out to be deaf and senile. He kept getting lost on his way into Court and couldn't folloow simple directions. Another juror was so old and frail that we had real concerns that he would not make through the trial. Consequently, after 2 days of the hearing we had to discharge the jury and start again. Fortunately, we were then able to settle the case. *phew* On another occaision I had a jury that got on so well that they all went to the pub at their lunch break and downed as many drinks as they could in the hour. They would come back all giggley. They even started going out together at night (I think 2 were bonking) and came in all hungover the next day. One was about half an hour late on one day. The Judge was fucking furious. Anyway, at the end of the trial they went out of the room and deliberated for no more than 5 minutes (no kidding---the trial had gone 8 days too) and threw the plaintiff out with nothing! (a big win to me). Anyway, the Judge flipped out but had no choice but to accept their verdict.It was the only time I have ever seen a Judge not thank the jury for their efforts.
Come to think of it, I think you will go really well in a jury 9s. Are you a public pretender Brett? No, he's a juris idiotus. | |
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I would do it just to meet Richard Belzer.  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: I would do it just to meet Richard Belzer.
Have I tooooold you lately... that you're an ass... ? | |
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LennyKravitz said:
I was called to do it Monday. Never showed up. Why do I do things like that? Third time now that I no-showed. I can't be arsed. They'll jail me and I'll still be smiling.  Really. For some reason, I'm never called. I guess its just luck. | |
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2the9s said: sinisterpentatonic said: You're not a citizen?!? Must be a a terrorist.
 i think i've said to much...
as you were... | |
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Ocean said: I wanna do jury duty....funny thing is I have never been called
...sheesh I'm so wanted You're too short...
....You'd never be able to see what was going on... 
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all you have to do to avoid jury duty is tell the attorneys interviewing you that you believe all sins should be punished by death.
bang your fist on the table and allow little flecks of spittle to fly from your mouth as you tell them this. | |
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I got called once, but they didnt pick me
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ella731 said: I got called once, but they didnt pick me
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TheFrog said:
ella731 said: I got called once, but they didnt pick me
shut it  | |
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