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I Just Got Called for Jury Duty... I guess I'll go do my civic duty. I don't know what else to say except that if the perp is Milty, you know his ass is going to fry. Anyone else do jury duty? | |
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I got out of it when they called me for it | |
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I was called to do it Monday. Never showed up. Why do I do things like that? Third time now that I no-showed. I can't be arsed. They'll jail me and I'll still be smiling. | |
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Been called up three times and each time my father's told them I'm in Thailand. They keep trying though. | |
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UH OH. | |
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I'm looking forward to it.
I'm now a part of the solution instead of part of the problem! | |
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Please give me the Zacarias Moussaoui case...
Is that in Broolyn Court house? Somehow I think not... | |
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Ex-Moderator | I had jury duty once. I got picked for a case my first day. It was actually pretty fun. And quite interesting.
My fellow jurors were nice. Whenever the lawyers had to talk to just the judge they'd send us back to our jury room and we weren't allowed to talk about the case with each other till it was all done. So we just had fun. It was almost like aparty. One taught us all to salsa dance and another brought in saltwater taffy everyday. I even got to be the foreperson which meant I led our deliberations and turned in the verdict. god, I sound like such a geek. |
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CarrieMpls said: I had jury duty once. I got picked for a case my first day. It was actually pretty fun. And quite interesting.
My fellow jurors were nice. Whenever the lawyers had to talk to just the judge they'd send us back to our jury room and we weren't allowed to talk about the case with each other till it was all done. So we just had fun. It was almost like aparty. One taught us all to salsa dance and another brought in saltwater taffy everyday. I even got to be the foreperson which meant I led our deliberations and turned in the verdict. god, I sound like such a geek. I'm just glad I'm over my no "e" thing. I would be forced to find the bastard guilty no matter what. | |
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2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: I had jury duty once. I got picked for a case my first day. It was actually pretty fun. And quite interesting.
My fellow jurors were nice. Whenever the lawyers had to talk to just the judge they'd send us back to our jury room and we weren't allowed to talk about the case with each other till it was all done. So we just had fun. It was almost like aparty. One taught us all to salsa dance and another brought in saltwater taffy everyday. I even got to be the foreperson which meant I led our deliberations and turned in the verdict. god, I sound like such a geek. I'm just glad I'm over my no "e" thing. I would be forced to find the bastard guilty no matter what. Phew! | |
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Ex-Moderator | 2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: I had jury duty once. I got picked for a case my first day. It was actually pretty fun. And quite interesting.
My fellow jurors were nice. Whenever the lawyers had to talk to just the judge they'd send us back to our jury room and we weren't allowed to talk about the case with each other till it was all done. So we just had fun. It was almost like aparty. One taught us all to salsa dance and another brought in saltwater taffy everyday. I even got to be the foreperson which meant I led our deliberations and turned in the verdict. god, I sound like such a geek. I'm just glad I'm over my no "e" thing. I would be forced to find the bastard guilty no matter what. As opposed to "not guilty"? |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said: I'm just glad I'm over my no "e" thing. I would be forced to find the bastard guilty no matter what. As opposed to "not guilty"? heh | |
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There's no jury on Judge Judy's show, silly! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: There's no jury on Judge Judy's show, silly!
Jury, peanut gallery...whatever... | |
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Ex-Moderator | So do you know if it will be a criminal or civil case? |
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CarrieMpls said: So do you know if it will be a criminal or civil case?
No, although I might if I read the paperwork a little more better... | |
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2the9s said: sinisterpentatonic said: There's no jury on Judge Judy's show, silly!
Jury, peanut gallery...whatever... You know, it might be your ex-roommate who you never paid your share of utilities to, trying to lure you on her show with a fake summons for jury duty. | |
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2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: So do you know if it will be a criminal or civil case?
No, although I might if I read the paperwork a little more better... No, you should be completely objective. I say be spontaneous. | |
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Fauxie said: 2the9s said: No, although I might if I read the paperwork a little more better... No, you should be completely objective. I say be spontaneous. I like the way you think...not only should juries be blind they should be dumb too! | |
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i'm sure you'll be dismissed once the defense lawyer finds out you post on the org. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: 2the9s said: Jury, peanut gallery...whatever... You know, it might be your ex-roommate who you never paid your share of utilities to, trying to lure you on her show with a fake summons for jury duty. You know, I have a sexual fantasy that starts out EXACTLY that way! | |
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2the9s said: sinisterpentatonic said: You know, it might be your ex-roommate who you never paid your share of utilities to, trying to lure you on her show with a fake summons for jury duty. You know, I have a sexual fantasy that starts out EXACTLY that way! i don't know if i should be asking this, but, how does it end? [Edited 8/1/05 19:38pm] | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: 2the9s said: You know, I have a sexual fantasy that starts out EXACTLY that way! i don't know if i should be asking this, but, how does it end? In a well-hung jury. | |
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2the9s said: sinisterpentatonic said: i don't know if i should be asking this, but, how does it end? In a well-hung jury. Wow, i didn't realize your gavel fell that way. | |
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Ex-Moderator | sinisterpentatonic said: 2the9s said: In a well-hung jury. Wow, i didn't realize your gavel fell that way. |
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CarrieMpls said: sinisterpentatonic said: Wow, i didn't realize your gavel fell that way. Objection!! | |
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Ex-Moderator | 2the9s said: CarrieMpls said: Objection!! Overruled! |
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CarrieMpls said: 2the9s said: Objection!! Overruled! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: CarrieMpls said: Overruled! See me in my chambers! | |
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2the9s said: sinisterpentatonic said: See me in my chambers! i'd rather be found in contempt of court. | |
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