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A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring "My darring" He says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about, numbaa 69" More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries... "You want... Beef wiff Broccori?" | |
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Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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How are the mispellings and lanuage usage relevent to the joke? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: How are the mispellings and lanuage usage relevent to the joke? Wow. Uh, yea, you are definately out there in space. | |
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