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2 makeup and hair people on call 24 hours a day 1 trainer on call 24 hours a day 2 starbucks coffee machines 75 pounds of starbucks coffee (assorted blends) 1 flat screen tv with on demand cable and dvd player 1 laptop with wireless connection 16 dvds of assorted porn 1 clawfooted bathtub filled with half and half 14 kit kats 1 large tray of fruit ( NO STRAWBERRIES OR GREEN GRAPES) 15 rain sented Yankee Candles dunking tank equipped with a midget who resembles Lorenzo Lamas In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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This thread makes me laugh.
 I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Easy. Lederhosen for all the boys in my entourage; whips for the girls. Sorted. | |
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That everyone refer to me as The worlds first supermodel ala janice Dickinson.
That everywhere I tread be strewn with wild rose petals. That I recline on an all white four poster bed with dolphin sounds playing in the background. That I am provided with a panther to guard the door to my dressing chamber. A food taster My clothes be laundered in spring water drawn by elves from a remote mountain somewhere in Eastern Europe. An elephant to sit on to take me to the stage where I will only perfrom if the crowd are dressed in Lime Green ankle socks. Somebody to blink for me for when I cant be bothered. .... [Edited 8/1/05 8:17am] | |
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DVD player in my room, with the complete works of David Lynch, the entire run of Batman: The Animated Series and the Star Wars saga on DVD
A complete set of vintage Amazing Spider-Man comics from the 1970s. 12 boxes of Cinnamon Life cereal, with organic milk. An IPOD loaded with the complete Prince and Tori Amos libraries. A tub of Amy's Mexican Vanilla ice cream, with Hershey's chocolate syrup. Tortilla chips and salsa from "Juan In A Million" mexican resteraunt in Austin, Tx, flown in daily. That everyone refer to me as "reverend". [Edited 8/1/05 8:29am] 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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Sweeny79 said: Byron said: What the....PEPSI??!!   
Notice that the NPG women get coke.  that's because prince knows where his damn bread is buttered. | |
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