LMFAO !!!!!

NoodleSoup said:

don't act like you didn't want it.

People eating with their mouth full and talking at the same time.

luv4u said:

this bugs me, but it bugs me the MOST when people do it over the phone.

Anxiety said:

I just thought it was a little too 'familiar'.

luv4u said:

Yes! Damn mouth full eating.

NoodleSoup said:

I tried to offer you a bottle of Cumming, but nooo.

SynthiaRose said:

Anxiety said:

Mine is personal space. There are people who get really close to you and act as if you're not even there. How rude!!!!! Get off me, don't FUCKING touch me! Same concept as yours. Didn't their mama teach them any manners?

People who always talk about themselves and interrupt when you're trying to tell them something.

Women who pick up on other women's husbands. Ooooh god! That's skanky.

gemini13 said:

that used to bug me too, but i've gotten really good at pulling away from people and if they act all offended, i just say i have claustrophobia issues (which i do, actually). usually once you make a point to pull away from someone, they "get" it...and if they don't, then you can REALLY let 'em have it.

We took one of our summer law clerks out for lunch once to thank him for the work he did for us. He thanked us by clipping his finger nails AT THE TABLE while we were waiting for our meal. I asked him not to do it, and he replied "Would you rather I did it while we were eating?" I told him I'd rather he didn't do it at all, and he still finished the job. Nobody else said a thing.

RipHer2Shreds said:

NO! i would have asked the waiter to serve him his lunch in a bowl on the floor.

People pushing their way in a line up or at a concert without saying "excuse me"

luv4u said:

some little weasel tried that last weekend during the pixies show at lollapalooza..and a bunch of us just pushed him on back.

it was beautiful.

Anxiety said:

hehe, done that too, and it irks them they were not successful - Get in line buddy!!!

Anxiety said:

He was also guilty of another etiquette crime that gets me in the work place - lots and lots of cologne. The homosexual male seems to own a large portion of the market for this transgression.

Another one that get me is foul breath. I have a coworker with the absolute worst breath you can imagine. I am not exaggerating when I say that you can smell her presence in a room 30 minutes or more after she's left. It's that bad. She's been talked to about it and at one point was popping breath strips like M&Ms, but no change. She may very well have a medical condition of some sort, but I dunno. If endorphin74 were here, he could verify my claim. lol

RipHer2Shreds said:

see, now to me, that transcends etiquette and spills into creating an unhealthy work environment. when people wear too much perfume or cologne, it can completely fuck up some people's sinuses and/or give them massive headaches. i have absolutely no problem talking to my boss when someone's chronically abusing their perfume collection, because i really don't see any reason why i should suffer because someone wants to smell up the place.

though i still think i should be allowed to bring in incense.

Anxiety said:

I fucking hate that shit...especially around here when people waiting to get on a buss, pile up at the door and the people trying to get off of the buss can't, cause there is a bunch idiots acting like they have to be the first ones on the buss or there are not going to be any seats left. Fuck I HATE that shit.

Anxiety said:

people who think they're important in certain situations when they're really not.

when peeps hock luggies then like eat or drink

Since moving to the country in which I now live I have been appalled- appalled I tell you at the lack of manners and courtesy amongst the people here. Below are some of my pettest peevages
- The eating thing. In this country dishes are communal, meaning that everyone at the dinner table dips their own eating utensils into the same dish. Talking during eating (masticating) is common- nay, it is expected. I once had dinner with my colleagues accompanied by our institution's driver. I kid you not- the man farted at least a half dozen times at the table. With complete impunity.
- Spitting. Although there are a plethora of signs about the streets urging people not to spit, I have copped not a few spit sprays from the mouths of others when the the prevailing breeze has been particularly unfavourable to me. A walk upon the pavement requires acute eyesight in order to avoid stepping in the throat mush left behind by this nation of lugesters.
- Mobile phones. I cannot even speak about this. It is entirely too painful.
- Queues. There are none. For anything. It's like being on a cobbled street in Pamplona.
- Rip offs. As I am not a native of this country I am constantly and quite blatantly ripped off. The attitude of those from whom I must purchase is simply this- "You are not from here, therefore I am entirely within my rights to charge you at least triple the going price. I know you know this. But really, I don't care. Now pay me.'

There are very many more but I feel myself becoming consumed with bitterness and angst.

When someone pushez in linez- anytime- but particularly when im in a hurryz

When people use bullying tacticz- instead of politeness 2 get what they want (particularly where i work ) ...cause quite frankly i can see right through them and i'm not interested in their power tripz!! Monkeyz have better ettiquette!

People who point when they want something!! God, one of da first thingz i remember learning when i was a kid was not 2 point cause it'z RUDE!!

OH oh yes- at work...if i say 'hi' or 'how u going?'...i get 'JUST LOOKING!' sometimez i answer back 'yes dat'z lovely, but i was just saying hello ' A$$holez

When people assume it'z okay 2 pick out of your plate ...if i insinuate or am asked if i want 2 try- then fine- but just dont shove you're fork in my plate!!

People who spit in public. URGH!!!

People who hit you with their bag or fat arm when they push you 2 get past you in a hurry!! Is 'excuse me' 2 hard a phrase 2 escape da lipz? Or 'sorry...'? Bloody hell!!


Plenty otherz...

sounds like asperger's syndrome.

CarrieMpls said:

whever that happens in a theater i'm in, i always get up, walk out to the lobby, and inform the management, i tell them that my enjoyment of the movie is being compromised and if they do nothing about it, i'd like my money back. i then explain exactly what seat in the theater the offender is sitting . they usually send an usher in to speak to ther person, that usually shuts them up, that, and the usher standing by the exit watching them for about 15 minutes.

I am sure it says something about me but I can't be arsed about peoples whatever for the most part one way or another.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

crazyhorse said:

To know me is to know it is basically true. I can't be bothered by peoples differences or bullshit.... Life is to live not to spend addressing others issues. I pretty much get you or can't see you.

A common Museism is, get on with your bad self. Let it be! It isn't to say I don't try and configure someones angle here and there.... Just don't let it rock my world off its personal orbit...


Now, stop making the fucking face at me. It is rather annoying!
[Edited 7/30/05 22:50pm]

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

ok, sorry...

jerseykrs said:

My sigh? yeah ok...I'm an Aries....a damn lamb....easily eaten by others..

richieb said:

Where are you living now and where were you before?