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Who do you think is an Assh*le on the org? Who do you think is an assh*le on the org?????
anybody.... 9s included!!!!! * edits * [Edited 7/28/05 17:06pm] | |
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I'm an asshole:) | |
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This is sure to get locked, but I think I'm an ahole. | |
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and the 2nd asshol too.....who cant selpl | |
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2the9s said: You started it!!!!!  | |
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jerseykrs said: This is sure to get locked, but I think I'm an ahole.
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You put a "*" but you didn't cut out "o"!!
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2the9s said: You put a "*" but you didn't cut out "o"!!
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Lizzy7701 said: Who do you think is an asshole on the org?????
anybody.... 9s included I have one, does that count?  | |
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Apparently I am.  | |
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retina said: Lizzy7701 said: Who do you think is an asshole on the org?????
anybody.... 9s included I have one, does that count? You have one but you're not one! and therein lies the difference!
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Lleena said: retina said: I have one, does that count? You have one but you're not one! and therein lies the difference!
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Nobody's ever called me "not an asshole" before. You sure know how to give a man a compliment.
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retina said: Lleena said: You have one but you're not one! and therein lies the difference!
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Nobody's ever called me "not an asshole" before. You sure know how to give a man a compliment.
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Folks, I's like to sing a song about the American dream. About me. About you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts-maybe below the cockles-maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we dont know.
(singing) I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job My kids and my car My feet on my table And a cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested (oh no) Uh-uh (no way) No, I've gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense (Oh yeah) Yeah yeah (Yeah yeah) Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane, While people behind me are going insane I'm an asshole (He's an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime Sayin', "How 'bout this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole) I'm asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, While handicapped people Make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (He's an asshole) I'm asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Rainting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm Wrong..... Nah!! I'm an asshole (He's an asshole) I'm asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) (Screaming, now, the ultimate ugly American) You know what I'm going do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertable - hot pink with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather interior and big brown baby seal eyes for the headlights. I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned nonbiodegradable containers. When I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words nuclear fuckin weapons, okay? Russia, Czechslovakia, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want, have a big democracy cakewalk walk through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15,000,000 times - thats how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whisky and drive down to Texas... (Hey) and have a humongous barbecure- (Hey) we're gonna go to LBJ's ranch and start a bonfire (Hey!) and throw deer and rabbits and cats and old people, and- (HEY!) slow drivers and MIckey Rourke and - (HEY) (You know something? You really are an asshole) Shut up and sing the song (He's an asshole) You empty little simp. I thought I was the asshole- (He's a real fucking asshole) And it was him the whole time (He's an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E (everybody!) A-S-S-H-O-L-E (barking),br> Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf (snapping) Chimg fump ching puh fluh cluh bing Ooh ooh ooh ooh I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it. Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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Oh Liiiiizzy, do you know who it is now?
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cinnamonjo said: Folks, I's like to sing a song about the American dream. About me. About you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts-maybe below the cockles-maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we dont know.
(singing) I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job My kids and my car My feet on my table And a cuban cigar But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested (oh no) Uh-uh (no way) No, I've gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense (Oh yeah) Yeah yeah (Yeah yeah) Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane, While people behind me are going insane I'm an asshole (He's an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole) I use public toilets and I piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime Sayin', "How 'bout this heat?" I'm an asshole (He's an asshole) I'm asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, While handicapped people Make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (He's an asshole) I'm asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Rainting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm Wrong..... Nah!! I'm an asshole (He's an asshole) I'm asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) (Screaming, now, the ultimate ugly American) You know what I'm going do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertable - hot pink with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather interior and big brown baby seal eyes for the headlights. I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph, getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned nonbiodegradable containers. When I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers, I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why. Two words nuclear fuckin weapons, okay? Russia, Czechslovakia, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want, have a big democracy cakewalk walk through the middle of Tianamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the bombs, okay?! John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen. And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by 15,000,000 times - thats how pissed off the Duke's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam Peckinpah and a case of whisky and drive down to Texas... (Hey) and have a humongous barbecure- (Hey) we're gonna go to LBJ's ranch and start a bonfire (Hey!) and throw deer and rabbits and cats and old people, and- (HEY!) slow drivers and MIckey Rourke and - (HEY) (You know something? You really are an asshole) Shut up and sing the song (He's an asshole) You empty little simp. I thought I was the asshole- (He's a real fucking asshole) And it was him the whole time (He's an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E (everybody!) A-S-S-H-O-L-E (barking),br> Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf (snapping) Chimg fump ching puh fluh cluh bing Ooh ooh ooh ooh I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it. | |
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SammiJ said: Ben!
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Just checking to see if my new avatar is up yet. Carry on. | |
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Number23 said: Just checking to see if my new avatar is up yet. Carry on.
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Imago777 said: SammiJ said: Imago777!
 i was just throwing names in the air... | |
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2the9s said: Oh Liiiiizzy, do you know who it is now?
 ? Dynamic Savior Said: Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control? | |
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cinnamonjo said: 2the9s said: Oh Liiiiizzy, do you know who it is now?
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Nobody who posts on this topic! | |
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AWW MAN! ANOTHER APPRECIATION THREAD!!
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sinisterpentatonic said: AWW MAN! ANOTHER APPRECIATION THREAD!!
Thats where you're wrong sin, It's my appreciation thread | |
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Lleena said: sinisterpentatonic said: AWW MAN! ANOTHER APPRECIATION THREAD!!
Thats where you're wrong sin, It's my appreciation thread I love your avatar  | |
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Lleena said: sinisterpentatonic said: AWW MAN! ANOTHER APPRECIATION THREAD!!
Thats where you're wrong sin, It's my appreciation thread 
i thought the title read "who do you think is a Gaping asshole on the org" | |
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Fauxie said Charlotte told him that I qualified! | |
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