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Thread started 07/29/05 11:47am

Fauxie

To the super-heterosexual males, lend me your ears

I'm so appreciative of you being here. As u may know, I'm 3000% heterosexual and sometimes it's hard to find people to have real, manly conversations with here and not feel uncomfortable. For this, I salute you. Not in a gay sailor kind of way, but a macho bonding kind of way, without touching though. For too long I've been riding the gay coat tails of AsianBomb but now it's time to be myself. In truth I'm all about the bitches and I hit them where I go. Think I don't?
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Reply #1 posted 07/29/05 11:48am

ella731

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i think you are hetero

but you are the only one
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Reply #2 posted 07/29/05 11:49am

Fauxie

ella731 said:

i think you are hetero

but you are the only one



Thanks! I'd give you a serve and no messing. nod
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Reply #3 posted 07/29/05 11:51am

ella731

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Fauxie said:

ella731 said:

i think you are hetero

but you are the only one



Thanks! I'd give you a serve and no messing. nod



that must be an english phrase

cause middleamerica eve doest compute


big grin
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Reply #4 posted 07/29/05 11:51am

Fauxie

ella731 said:

Fauxie said:




Thanks! I'd give you a serve and no messing. nod



that must be an english phrase

cause middleamerica eve doest compute


big grin



The thing men and women do in films I've seen. shrug
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Reply #5 posted 07/29/05 11:52am

KebabKing

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ella731 said:

Fauxie said:




Thanks! I'd give you a serve and no messing. nod



that must be an english phrase

cause middleamerica eve doest compute


big grin



you're in kebaistan now dorothy nod
You wan' kebab? I make you delicious Kebab!!!
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Reply #6 posted 07/29/05 11:53am

ella731

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KebabKing said:

ella731 said:




that must be an english phrase

cause middleamerica eve doest compute


big grin



you're in kebaistan now dorothy nod



ohh shit i almost forgot
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Reply #7 posted 07/29/05 11:54am

Fauxie

That's getting dangerously close to thread-jacking. neutral
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Reply #8 posted 07/29/05 11:54am

Heavenly

Fauxie said:

I'm so appreciative of you being here. As u may know, I'm 3000% heterosexual and sometimes it's hard to find people to have real, manly conversations with here and not feel uncomfortable. For this, I salute you. Not in a gay sailor kind of way, but a macho bonding kind of way, without touching though. For too long I've been riding the gay coat tails of AsianBomb but now it's time to be myself. In truth I'm all about the bitches and I hit them where I go. Think I don't?

You sound so gay
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Reply #9 posted 07/29/05 11:55am

Fauxie

Heavenly said:

Fauxie said:

I'm so appreciative of you being here. As u may know, I'm 3000% heterosexual and sometimes it's hard to find people to have real, manly conversations with here and not feel uncomfortable. For this, I salute you. Not in a gay sailor kind of way, but a macho bonding kind of way, without touching though. For too long I've been riding the gay coat tails of AsianBomb but now it's time to be myself. In truth I'm all about the bitches and I hit them where I go. Think I don't?

You sound so gay



Takes one to know one... I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?... my dad's bigger than your dad... etc. confused
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Reply #10 posted 07/29/05 11:55am

KebabKing

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Fauxie said:

That's getting dangerously close to thread-jacking. neutral


thumbs up!
You wan' kebab? I make you delicious Kebab!!!
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Reply #11 posted 07/29/05 11:56am

Fauxie

KebabKing said:

Fauxie said:

That's getting dangerously close to thread-jacking. neutral


thumbs up!



Ears. NOW! mad
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Reply #12 posted 07/29/05 12:03pm

KebabKing

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Fauxie said:

KebabKing said:



thumbs up!



Ears. NOW! mad


be gentle.....
You wan' kebab? I make you delicious Kebab!!!
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Reply #13 posted 07/29/05 12:09pm

jerseykrs

Let's go beat the piss and snot out of someone.
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Reply #14 posted 07/29/05 12:10pm

Ikaros

This thread oozes denial.

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Reply #15 posted 07/29/05 12:14pm

NoodleSoup

jerseykrs said:

Let's go beat the piss and snot out of someone.



Yes! I suggest Ikaros is first up. A good reaming will set that one straight. nod
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Reply #16 posted 07/29/05 12:17pm

Ikaros

NoodleSoup said:

jerseykrs said:

Let's go eat the piss and snot out of someone.



Yes! I suggest Ikaros is first up. A good rimming will set that one straight. nod


eek

Now hold up...
I never said I was on your team!
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Reply #17 posted 07/29/05 12:20pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

Fauxie said:

Heavenly said:


You sound so gay



Takes one to know one... I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?... my dad's bigger than your dad... etc. confused




...Some girls are biggern than others.....


Well I see my one sided love affair with you has ended. Wow, a record, 2 hours. I may reconsider, since I said I would never give up on you. Personally I think that you're just sobering up.

'How 'bout a beer.....?


M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #18 posted 07/29/05 12:22pm

ella731

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Fauxie said:




Takes one to know one... I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?... my dad's bigger than your dad... etc. confused




...Some girls are biggern than others.....


Well I see my one sided love affair with you has ended. Wow, a record, 2 hours. I may reconsider, since I said I would never give up on you. Personally I think that you're just sobering up.

'How 'bout a beer.....?


M



yea most of my crushes last about the samae amount of time


I get bored


yawn



p.s. what are we still doing at work?
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Reply #19 posted 07/29/05 12:35pm

jerseykrs

LOL, I stay infatuated with girls forever..... neutral
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Reply #20 posted 07/29/05 12:39pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

ella731 said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:





...Some girls are biggern than others.....


Well I see my one sided love affair with you has ended. Wow, a record, 2 hours. I may reconsider, since I said I would never give up on you. Personally I think that you're just sobering up.

'How 'bout a beer.....?


M



yea most of my crushes last about the samae amount of time


I get bored


yawn



p.s. what are we still doing at work?




I'd meet you for a jamba juice but I don't know where the hell y'are.

M
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #21 posted 07/29/05 12:45pm

ella731

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

ella731 said:




yea most of my crushes last about the samae amount of time


I get bored


yawn



p.s. what are we still doing at work?




I'd meet you for a jamba juice but I don't know where the hell y'are.

M


really far away
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Reply #22 posted 07/29/05 1:39pm

Anxiety

you know, most places had their gay pride celebrations last month.
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