When a customer askz (in regardz 2 fragrance) IS IT POPULAR?

My response is usually 'just because it'z popular, doesn't mean you'll like it- it all dependz on your tastez..you could be in2 fresh aquaticz or woody orientalz...' popularity shitz me. When someone askz me "but is it popular?" when choosing a fragrance i think "dear God you are B*O*R*I*N*G!"get ur own freakin style and fuck it if noone else wantz it!!


Sorry...looooong ass dayz.

Hope y'all are wellz!!

lilmissmissy said:

OMG hon are you just home from work? geez that's a long day for you get some rest sweetie

I love it when I find a really nice fragrance that's different and people ask what it is, or tell me I smell wonderful

If I was more patient this wouldn't piss me off...

but I hate when 20 million people get on the elevator at work and you have to do "local service" going up the elevator in the morning (floor 22, floor 23, floor 24, floor 25, floor 26, floor 27... )

In our news stand we also sell public transportation tickets, which are REALLY popular (we salespeople hate selling them). Sometimes they are so popular they are sold out.

"Do you have a PT-card?"
"No they are sold out."

We really dislike the following responses fervently;

"What, all of them?"

or

"Really?"

Yeah, really. Now shoo.

Or;

"They are sold out."

Response;

"Everywhere?"

I always pretend to look right through the wall, then say;

"Oh no! Not everywhere! My x-ray eyes tell me that they are still sold on Kalverstreet 43 by a man wearing pink underwear!"

"They are sold out"

"Why"

"Due to the principles of necessity and demand."

That one always gets the funniest responses.

lilmissmissy said:

Oh dear!

Natisse said:

No no Tisse, but i was still fuming i've had a long ass week!!

shellyevon said:

My sentimentz exactly!! Infact i prefer half da population 2 hate my fragrancez- knowing dat it settlez nicely on me damn it If you get my drift!!

JANFAN4L said:

Yup i can just imaginez how freakin annoying dat would be!!! GRRR!!

lilmissmissy said:

Calm down

HamsterHuey said:

I feel your painz!!!

sag10 said:

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Freespirit said:

Sometimez i feel like i need a punching bag and othertimez i wish i owned my own sauna!!

Wow dat was a kinda energetic post for dat time of night!!

lilmissmissy said:

What the hell am I doing here....

What really gets to me at work is when someone cooks stinky fish in the microwave, and you have to smell that shit for like hours after it's done cooking. Where I used to work, people would sometimes heat up fish for lunch. The stinky odor was so bad that I could smell it all the way down the hall where I was sitting. I was sooo tempted to put a sign on the microwave: "Please do not cook fish in here. We don't want to smell your meal for the next 2 hours!" Seriously, there is something about the smell of stinky fish that really pisses me off.

"Do you work here?"

I just always want to go:

"Nah-I just like pushing this cart around and holding this electronic scanning gun for the fuck of it. You wanna try for a little while? I'm kinda bored."

lilmissmissy said:

Maybe they wanna hear a "No, it's not popular" so they can get their own freaking style!

This helps?

AlfofMelmak said:

LoL

I work at a fabric store and you would not believe the number of customers who say "ok I need enough fabric to cover ____." ____ could be anything from dining room chairs to a sofa to a loveseat to a crib mattress. I then ask them "ok, how big is ____?" 90% of the time they look at me and say "I don't know," like they expect ME to predict the correct yardage of fabric based on absolutely nothing! Then they get all huffy when I can't help them!

The trick is to measure out a yard, say "ok this is a yard" and they can usually decide from there.

Natsume said:

Can you just roll them up in the fabric and throw them out the door?

subhuman09a said:

Don't I wish!

Natsume said:

You could be the female Mr. Magoo! Nobody has to know...



("Oh-where are my glasses..Miss? Miss?")

Natsume said:

I SO hear ya on dat!!!

Freespirit said:

Not sure, but ur most welcomez

psychodelicide said:

YUCK! Datz as bad as someone eating a dimsim in public the smell is just so offensive- it'z rude!!

subhuman09a said: