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Confirmed Bachelor/Bachelorette! Tell me an attribute of yours that confirms your Bachelor/Bachelorette status!
I have washed my clothes (after getting them off the damn floor) and accumulated all the clean laundry on my bed, and what didn't make it up into the closet has been slept on or next to on my bed until I put them away! There's one....and U?  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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There's a big pyramid of empty beer cans in my front room at home at the moment.  | |
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TheFrog said: There's a big pyramid of empty beer cans in my front room at home at the moment.
Oh you are definately fucking CONFIRMED! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I can leave my bra on the towel rack. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown | |
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I don't have to hide my vibrator and all 20 batteries surrounding it! | |
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My fridge is almost empty, and everything in it is about a year old. | |
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CarrieLee said: I don't have to hide my vibrator and all 20 batteries surrounding it!
Can I have 20 "D" batteries.....20 MUTHAFUCKA....20!!!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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In one week, I had to change three tires.  | |
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Rhondab said: In one week, I had to change three tires.
Confirmed! Whap The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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according to these examples, i guess my husband and i are confirmed!  | |
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I can take a "celebrity bath" (glorified bubble bath) for as looooong as I want. My "celebrity bath"includes - but not limited to - soft music (as loud or soft as I want), liquid libation (as much as I want), and all the smell good I can afford! .....without being disturbed PURE BLISS  [Edited 7/28/05 11:42am] Below your threshold of conscious perception.... is where you will find me. | |
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DexMSR said: CarrieLee said: I don't have to hide my vibrator and all 20 batteries surrounding it!
Can I have 20 "D" batteries.....20 MUTHAFUCKA....20!!!!! | |
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I've think, when buying tickets for shows, concerts and most things actually I've only ever had to buy one ticket
YAY for being a cheapskate!  | |
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I leave the bathroom door open when doing no.1 and 2  | |
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Heavenly said: I leave the bathroom door open when doing no.1 and 2
Hey I have the open door policy too, but im dont live alone  | |
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ella731 said: Heavenly said: I leave the bathroom door open when doing no.1 and 2
Hey I have the open door policy too, but im dont live alone you shit in front of your boyfriend? no wonder his hair turned red. | |
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Heavenly said: ella731 said: Hey I have the open door policy too, but im dont live alone you shit in front of your boyfriend? no wonder his hair turned red. correction its now turning grey, he blames it on me | |
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ella731 said: Heavenly said: you shit in front of your boyfriend? no wonder his hair turned red. correction its now turning grey, he blames it on me Who wouldn't. I'm just glad I'll probably turn bald before I meet you. this way it won't turn grey. | |
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All of you.....CONFIRMED!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: All of you.....CONFIRMED!!
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IrresistibleB1tch said: DexMSR said: All of you.....CONFIRMED!!
Not you! 
You didn't even list an example!! Whap! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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I hide the table legs with dining cloths to increase my masculine ardour. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I hide the table legs with dining cloths to increase my masculine ardour.
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: IrresistibleB1tch said: Not you!
You didn't even list an example!! Whap! i co-signed all of the first ones. plus, my husband and i both use the bathroom with no regard whatsoever of the other person. that makes us a bachelor and bachelorette, dammit! 
i have my vegan cake and eat it, too - i'm a Leo! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: DexMSR said: Not you!
You didn't even list an example!! Whap! i co-signed all of the first ones. plus, my husband and i both use the bathroom with no regard whatsoever of the other person. that makes us a bachelor and bachelorette, dammit!
i have my vegan cake and eat it, too - i'm a Leo! Whap whap!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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IrresistibleB1tch said: DexMSR said: Not you!
You didn't even list an example!! Whap! i co-signed all of the first ones. plus, my husband and i both use the bathroom with no regard whatsoever of the other person. that makes us a bachelor and bachelorette, dammit!
i have my vegan cake and eat it, too - i'm a Leo! Woohoo!!! Leos rock  | |
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Heavenly said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i co-signed all of the first ones. plus, my husband and i both use the bathroom with no regard whatsoever of the other person. that makes us a bachelor and bachelorette, dammit!
i have my vegan cake and eat it, too - i'm a Leo! Woohoo!!! Leos rock we do, don't we?!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Heavenly said: Woohoo!!! Leos rock we do, don't we?! Yes. the world is jealous of us. but it's cool, someone has to be the best. Might as well be us  | |
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Heavenly said: IrresistibleB1tch said: we do, don't we?! Yes. the world is jealous of us. but it's cool, someone has to be the best. Might as well be us I have two brothers that are Leos, so I will allow this minor jacking because they both rock!!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: Heavenly said: Yes. the world is jealous of us. but it's cool, someone has to be the best. Might as well be us I have two brothers that are Leos, so I will allow this minor jacking because they both rock!!!! you know it! | |
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