I thought Prince was being slightly paranoid when he sung about that in The War. Maybe not?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/h...721175.stm

My dog has a microchip in his neck.

I have an actual chip in my neck.

Cradams said:

Raine said:

i inserted it as a bet one night last week.

now i can't get it out and it's starting to smell.

Cradams said:

i find they are most vulnerable to those tiny little wooden chip forks

Raine said:

are you trying to get me to stab myself to death?

Cradams said:

i dont think you could if you wanted to with one of those things.

Raine said:

i break mine within seconds of trying to break off a bit of fish with it, now that the forks are mostly plastic.

the wooden ones were vaguely capable of spearing a chip without disintegrating.

Cradams said:

the plastic ones are not as strong but if the wooden ones snap you get a mouth full of splinters ouch

Raine said:

mouth full of splinters...

chip is in the arm

so what happens if your arm get's blown off?

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

what if someone starts stealing arms to get the chips that are in them

Raine said:

for the chips or the meat?

KebabKing said:

i would take the chip out before eating it

Raine said:

Well, it would certainly bring new meaning to the phrase arms dealers.