who the f*ck is alan cumming ?

Mach said:

Mach said:

He's Cumming.


Alan, that is.

Anxiety said:

why is alan cumming ?

Mach said:

uh. because it's his party? you would cum too if it happened to you???

I had a professor who's name was Richard Cummings.

He'd run right up to people with his arm extended to shake hands saying " I'm Dick Cummings, nice to meet ya!"

I shit you not.

He was a really old man so we never knew if he was a horny old perv, or if he had no clue what he was saying to people.

The reactions he got out of some folks was amazing though.

i want to buy a bottle of this cologne for peter o'toole!

Oh, i didn't see this thread.

sinisterpentatonic said:

We've got Cumming all over the place.

got any cumming left ?

Dewrede said:

I'm afraid our Cumming is all dried up.

some cumming joke or other

Fauxie said:

Anxiety said:

PUNNED!

cumming on strong

Fauxie said:

If his name was Alan Punning, you'd be in for some big laffs, mister.

Anxiety said:

I could've just said

CUMMING!

Fauxie said:

no, because see, if his last name was "punning" and you made puns about it, it would be doubly funny. because you'd be making puns about a guy whose name has the word "pun" in it.

if this isn't clear, just orgnote me.

Anxiety said:

SOMETHING!

the british were cumming

Fauxie said:

yeah. you should probably orgnote me then.

Anxiety said:

RETORTED!

Fauxie said:

what's all this cumming to ?

Anxiety said:

Oh MY God she's cumming

Dewrede said:

it's all cumming right back home, thank you

Mach said:

No, it's just gas.

ImagoMind777 said:

she has a cummyache.

Anxiety said:

eeewwww. You're such a dirty little baker sometimes!