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PrintableHopkinsTheCorgi said: Cows dumb. Hopkins herd them back into pen, REVOLUTION OVER! Hopkins good dog!
Got a big enough pen for 10 million cows, Corgi? Eat Mor Horses | |
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Lleena said: TheFrog said: well i would say yes, but Cow has rudely rejected my passive advances, by the looks of things.  You need to whisper sweet nothings in his ear. Things like, "Oh cow, you've got the best pair of udders I've ever seen," you know, that kind of thing. or. "Thine cow eyes are like pools of mud," "I adore your behind," and " Those spindly legs make me quiver."... [Edited 7/27/05 6:54am] please help me understand HOW you know this works? [Edited 7/27/05 12:04pm] | |
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Cow said: HopkinsTheCorgi said: Cows dumb. Hopkins herd them back into pen, REVOLUTION OVER! Hopkins good dog!
Got a big enough pen for 10 million cows, Corgi? Cows stupid. Hopkins just take them to big place where they turn them into hamburgers. | |
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Lleena said: TheFrog said: work on my seduction techniques, eh? 
this could be fun... Have you ever seduced a cow? NO! and you're not doing very well froggy as your advances have already been spurned. oh my dearie me.  | |
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Cow said: JediMaster said: :boring: Yet another dose of Cow Propaganda, which is all lies! Just a few threads ago, Cow promised that his species were going to win Le Tour De France. Well, Armstrong won it, and no Cows even finished in the top twenty! Meanwhile, the CUDDD forces failed in their plot to take over France! I mean, c'mon, we in the resitance told them we wouldn't even fight them over that country, and they still failed! Hell, trained fleas can take over France, but not the cows! Just how successful do you think their revolution is going to be?
Oh, and the great Cow Oracle was captured and served up as a great steak dinner. I still have a few frozen if anyone wants to come over for dinner! Cow is desperately trying to make people believe that her messiah is still around, when she knows the truth. The good news is, when the resitance forces engage the CUDDD army, we'll have one helluva barbeque! Brisket, anyone? Oh JediMaster. Closet vegan and master of propaganda. Your denial is both sad and endearing. First and foremost, Bossy the cow won the Tour, beating Armstrong's time by a good 10 minutes. But do you think the mainstream press would print that, taking away your human hero's final glory and what not. If you read the Cow York Time's, you would know the real deal. And disregard these lies of his, about 1) the CUDD army (the cow mobilization has NEVER been called that) and 2) the alleged death of the Oracle (who is very much alive and only last night gave a rousing two hour battle speech that has a cow crowd braying to the moon). JedMaster, prepare to meet the wrath of several million cows. They just may visit your house first. Cow logic (I know, its an oxymoron, but you get what I mean) dictates that I'm a "closet vegan", even though I advocate eating meat? How many vegans do you see doing that? How often does Paul McCartney say "hey, I don't eat meat, but everyone should chow down on a big, juicy t-bone"? You claim that the human press glossed over "Bossy the cow" winning Le Tour De France, but you neglect to mention the fact that THE ENTIRE RACE WAS BROADCAST LIVE ON TV, AND NOT ONE COW WAS SEEN AHEAD OF ARMSTRONG! Your "Cow York Times", if such a publication exists, is nothing more than a propaganda machine, designed to make cows appear far more capable than they really are. As I stated, you couldn't even take over France, the most easily conquered nation in the history of the world! I never referred to your organization as CUDD, but rather as CUDDD. Even many of your followers on this VERY SITE, have called it that! Your futile attempt to pretend your Oracle is alive is quite amusing. Where is this great messiah, I ask you? Why has she not been seen in the past several weeks? I'll tell you why! Because she's deader than dead! In fact, here's a great picture of her: 
So go on and brey at the moon. It will do you no good. You plan to send several million cows to my house? I say, BRING IT!!! I'll schedule a neighborhood barbeque to coincide with this event!!!! [Edited 7/27/05 12:19pm] 
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HopkinsTheCorgi said: Cow said: Got a big enough pen for 10 million cows, Corgi? Cows stupid. Hopkins just take them to big place where they turn them into hamburgers. Good dog!!! 
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JediMaster said: HopkinsTheCorgi said: Cows stupid. Hopkins just take them to big place where they turn them into hamburgers. Good dog!!! Hopkins get treat? | |
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HopkinsTheCorgi said: JediMaster said: Good dog!!! Hopkins get treat? Absolutely! A nice, big juicy t-bone for ya! What a good boy!!
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JediMaster said: HopkinsTheCorgi said: Hopkins get treat? Absolutely! A nice, big juicy t-bone for ya! What a good boy!!  Hopkins know what side he on!!! | |
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JediMaster said: Cow said: Oh JediMaster. Closet vegan and master of propaganda. Your denial is both sad and endearing. First and foremost, Bossy the cow won the Tour, beating Armstrong's time by a good 10 minutes. But do you think the mainstream press would print that, taking away your human hero's final glory and what not. If you read the Cow York Time's, you would know the real deal. And disregard these lies of his, about 1) the CUDD army (the cow mobilization has NEVER been called that) and 2) the alleged death of the Oracle (who is very much alive and only last night gave a rousing two hour battle speech that has a cow crowd braying to the moon). JedMaster, prepare to meet the wrath of several million cows. They just may visit your house first. Cow logic (I know, its an oxymoron, but you get what I mean) dictates that I'm a "closet vegan", even though I advocate eating meat? How many vegans do you see doing that? How often does Paul McCartney say "hey, I don't eat meat, but everyone should chow down on a big, juicy t-bone"? You claim that the human press glossed over "Bossy the cow" winning Le Tour De France, but you neglect to mention the fact that THE ENTIRE RACE WAS BROADCAST LIVE ON TV, AND NOT ONE COW WAS SEEN AHEAD OF ARMSTRONG! Your "Cow York Times", if such a publication exists, is nothing more than a propaganda machine, designed to make cows appear far more capable than they really are. As I stated, you couldn't even take over France, the most easily conquered nation in the history of the world! I never referred to your organization as CUDD, but rather as CUDDD. Even many of your followers on this VERY SITE, have called it that! Your futile attempt to pretend your Oracle is alive is quite amusing. Where is this great messiah, I ask you? Why has she not been seen in the past several weeks? I'll tell you why! Because she's deader than dead! In fact, here's a great picture of her:
So go on and brey at the moon. It will do you no good. You plan to send several million cows to my house? I say, BRING IT!!! I'll schedule a neighborhood barbeque to coincide with this event!!!! [Edited 7/27/05 12:19pm] I have not the time to clarify and correct further, with a big revolution to coordinate and all. You go ahead and schedule that barbeque. I wouldn't go wasting a lot of money on charcoal though. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: JediMaster said: Cow logic (I know, its an oxymoron, but you get what I mean) dictates that I'm a "closet vegan", even though I advocate eating meat? How many vegans do you see doing that? How often does Paul McCartney say "hey, I don't eat meat, but everyone should chow down on a big, juicy t-bone"? You claim that the human press glossed over "Bossy the cow" winning Le Tour De France, but you neglect to mention the fact that THE ENTIRE RACE WAS BROADCAST LIVE ON TV, AND NOT ONE COW WAS SEEN AHEAD OF ARMSTRONG! Your "Cow York Times", if such a publication exists, is nothing more than a propaganda machine, designed to make cows appear far more capable than they really are. As I stated, you couldn't even take over France, the most easily conquered nation in the history of the world! I never referred to your organization as CUDD, but rather as CUDDD. Even many of your followers on this VERY SITE, have called it that! Your futile attempt to pretend your Oracle is alive is quite amusing. Where is this great messiah, I ask you? Why has she not been seen in the past several weeks? I'll tell you why! Because she's deader than dead! In fact, here's a great picture of her:
So go on and brey at the moon. It will do you no good. You plan to send several million cows to my house? I say, BRING IT!!! I'll schedule a neighborhood barbeque to coincide with this event!!!! [Edited 7/27/05 12:19pm] I have not the time to clarify and correct further, with a big revolution to coordinate and all. You go ahead and schedule that barbeque. I wouldn't go wasting a lot of money on charcoal though. Yeah. As I thought. Cows are so full of it, quite literally.
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JediMaster said: Cow. You move me. You move me so deeply that I am afraid to open my heart to you. I.....I... I don't know how to say what is in my heart so, let me sing it for you:
You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy When skies are grey You'll never know, Cow, How much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away. god that's sweet, JediMaster. you're a poet after all, and fully able to reason. you're not just another raving weirdo on the ORG. | |
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XxAxX said: god that's sweet, JediMaster. you're a poet after all, and fully able to reason. you're not just another raving weirdo on the ORG. I leave the raving weirdo bit to you, my sweet. Wouldn't want to infringe on your schtick.
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: god that's sweet, JediMaster. you're a poet after all, and fully able to reason. you're not just another raving weirdo on the ORG. Thank you Xx. You're a real friend, and I just want to thank you for setting me straight, time and time again when my boneheadedness is preventing me from taking the right path in life. no need to thank me, JediMaster. by the way, i met bruce campbell tonight and he supports the Cow Revolution. all the cool people do | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster said: Thank you Xx. You're a real friend, and I just want to thank you for setting me straight, time and time again when my boneheadedness is preventing me from taking the right path in life. no need to thank me, JediMaster. by the way, i met bruce campbell tonight and he supports the Cow Revolution. all the cool people do Nonsense! Bruce and I talked about this recently, and he said he considered cows to be on par with deadites! In fact, we went out to a pasture, he held up his shotgun, and proclaimed "alright you bovine screwheads...listen up! THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!"
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Oh, what I'm going to miss most in the Cow World Order is the banter between most exalted human XxAxX and Cow Enemy No. 1 JediMaster. Once JediMaster is taken to his new uncomfortable human pen, with no human luxuries whatsoever (that's right no computer), this banter will cease. XxAxX will be given a top of the line Gateway computer so she can continue to spread her wisdom to humanity. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: Oh, what I'm going to miss most in the Cow World Order is the banter between most exalted human XxAxX and Cow Enemy No. 1 JediMaster. Once JediMaster is taken to his new uncomfortable human pen, with no human luxuries whatsoever (that's right no computer), this banter will cease. XxAxX will be given a top of the line Gateway computer so she can continue to spread her wisdom to humanity.
Again, cow stupidity. If humans are all slaves, with no computer access, how will XxAxX spread her "wisdom" to them??? Not to worry, Operation: World's Biggest Barbeque is definitely going to end with the cows in defeat. We hardly fear a creature who lacks opposable thumbs.
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