Don't you hate it when your hair gets all shaggy and you finally set aside a day to get your haircut, and you look in the mirror on that day and your 'do looks better than is has in weeks?

And then, when you decide, "maybe I don't need a haircut after all!", it goes back to looking like crap the next day?

I just thought I would share my burdens with you all. It's difficult being me.

thanks for sharing. that was a lovely story. will there be a sequel?

No. My hair looks crap, and I book into my hairdressert, and the day I get it cut it looks fab and she cuts it into an ultra trendy style that takes a week to get used to and sometimes wonder I should never have got it cut.. anyway its ok, cos on that day I always buy new clothes and accessories, so I get a whole new change,, so I abandon the old me, like a snake shedding its skin, and the new me approaches.. but I am waffling now.. I felt like shit after I got my haircut in the hotel in China, but everytime I go to *my* salon in London I feel like a princess, whether I like the new style immediately or now..
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Anxiety said:

Yeah, what the hell's up with that? I will never understand the mysteries of the Bad Hair Day.

Then again, Kyan from Queer Eye says you should just consider it a "bad hair minute" and spring into action immediately with either a hat or a different styling attack. How do I know this? I got this for my mom as part of her Mother's Day gift (she just loves them queers!):

I experience something similar with doctors and dentists. I might be in sooo much pain for weeks and then when it's time to go, it's just gone. I once went to the podiatrist because I'd had a weird rash on my feet for almost a month and the very same day as the appointment, it vanished! So when I got there she couldn't even make a proper diagnose of what it had been. I almost wished for it to come back right there and then!

retina said:

why does that happen? happens to me too!

superspaceboy said:

as a MATTER OF FACT...

Anxiety said:

I don't think superspaceboy has ever had that problem...

2the9s said:

well, i don't think his species grows any kind of fur...

Anxiety said:

I'm sure something similar happens to him when the dog grooming truck rolls around.

2the9s said:

i think when he needs a trim he just rubs up against a rock until he starts to molt. is that the correct terminology?

Anxiety said:

That sounds right, yes.

2the9s said:

Nor do I have a problem kicking you in the fat ass!

Anxiety said:

Humping your leg works just as well. The key is in the scaly texture of your skin.

2the9s said:

superspaceboy said:

do it! do it!

Anxiety said:

if his ass was over here or my foot over there, karma would make sure that the two connected.

Anxiety said:

Your hair is trying to convince you not to cut it

luv4u said:

that's exactly what's happening! stupid hair!

All this trouble just for a back wax.

althom said:

at least *I* know where my hairline stops and my eyebrows begin.

Anxiety said:

Do you need a lawn mower or a weed wacker?

Is thish thread about self esteem?

At least you're not fat. Like jersey.

Caligula said:

You so love me. It's so transparennt.

jerseykrs said:

Fucking stop drinking. You become a bigger dumbass than you already are.

jerseykrs said:

when you get drunk, do you type like you talk?