www.overheardinnewyork.com

Girl on cell: "So he was a big guy, and he was pretty big, but not that big, but I'm, like, tiny, so we tried, but it wouldn't go in. Are you listening to me? No, it wouldn't fit...what could I do? I dropped to my knees and did what I could, but we just won't work."

purplegypsy said:

Thanks for that link, I'll be trawling through that over the next few days.

Here's another one for you :

www.overheardindublin.com

The things some people come out with.

if anyone in chicago is talking too loud on their cell phone in public, chances are i'm the poor sap sitting next to them. come over and say hi sometime!

Anxiety said:

have you heard Sassy britches talking to me from Chicago? that shit is nasty!

Man: Make sure you lick it a lot, then just stick it in. I'm telling you, I know. I've had my finger up many straight guys' asses. Remember? I was in a fraternity.

--Prince Street rooftop


OMG

purplegypsy said:

hell, if i open a window, i can hear that shit from my damn couch.

I hate people like that whole talk way to fucking loud while they are on the phone. I mean it can be something as simply as "YEA TELL LIL JOHNNY ILL BE THERE TO PICK HIM UP REAL SOON!"

Or... it another sense " So the doctor said its only like supposed to a 7 day infection like oh my gawd i thought i was gonna die"

StaticDeth said:

i always wanna borrow a page from sandra bernhard's book...



Would you SHUT THE FUCK UP, you are
BUMMING ME OUT, ASSHOLE!!!

I try to refrain from using my cellphone in stores, but if it rings, I try to keep it low. I think it's really uncourteous when people with bad reception just start yelling in public.

Anxiety said:

lovely

Steadwood said:

you ARE very softly spoken

Natisse said:

[whisper]...I know....I think I'm talking loud...[/whisper]... ...

Steadwood said:

Natisse said:

[whisper]....That's why I type in bold....so you can all hear me...[/whisper].......

...

you know, at least where i live in chicago, i've noticed that younger people are finally starting to behave somewhat more politely on their cell phones in public. it's nowhere near 100% yet, but it's FINALLY gotten to a point where i don't flinch as soon as i see someone pulling out their cell.

interestingly enough, i've also noticed that of the people who still continue to behave like giant asses on their cells, it seems that most of the culprits these days tend to be middle aged men. go fig.

Anxiety said:

I've actually given that look to people talking to loud about blow jobs on their cell phone. It doesn't usually work. Sometimes, I start imitating their voices softly.

i try not to talk in public ... at all

purplegypsy said:

OMG, can you imagine hearing someone on their cell phone saying that? roflmoa!!!!

A friend of mine got a warning for talking too loud on the phone at work. She was told to keep her voice down.
[Edited 7/20/05 19:52pm]

I try to talk but my bossums get in the way.

Steadwood said:

me too unable to shout for some reason, don't have the vocal cords for the job, don't have a mobile phone neither

Tip of the Day: A Virus is Not Bacteria

Hipster girl: Baby what's that smell? Is that your feet?
Hipster boy: What? I don't know, probably.
Hipster girl: Oh my god. The smell, I can't take it.
Hipster boy: It doesn't smell as bad as the old cooter did the other night when we were screwing. You didn't hear me say anything when you shoved my face into that crockpot of bacteria.

--F train

Natisse said:

I'll never forget that day walking round leeds and that really cute guy walks past


Natisse says a little too loud so he heard


did you see him? he was hot !!!




sooooo funny, I went a little pink

should be fun this weekend

i don't have anything to say on the topic but i was just scolded by purplegypsy because i didn't comment on this thread.

p0pstar said:

OMG you're SO in for it see you tomorrow sweetie love you

SassyBritches said:

BITCH! now sit your ass down!

i was talking about the nasty shit you say about my cooter over the phone when u b in public

[Edited 7/21/05 11:27am]

shhh...

you're gonna spoil my reputation as a fag. some people find pansexualism too confusing.


(um, so by the way, are you available around midnight?)

Preteen Boy #1: Get her, fuck her, leave her.
Preteen Boy #2: Is that what you do?
Preteen Boy #1: Hell yeah. Teabagging.
Preteen Boy #2: Teabagging?
Preteen Boy #1: Yeah. Get in and get out. That's teabagging.
Preteen Boy #2: Ha, ha! Teabagging!
Preteen Boy #1: Hey, how do you spell Utah?
Preteen Boy #2: U... U...
Preteen Boy #1: Tell me how to spell Utah, motherfucker!

--Smith/9th St. Station

Girl #1: ...so I like tried it last night, and it wasn't that bad and all...not like great, but not too gross or whatever. But then he like, wanted to jackoff on my Pop-Tart today, and I was like, "Yuck, get out!"
Girl #2: Do you think these sneakers are geeky?

--Battery Park