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PrintableI have never been in a fight. | |
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I've forgotten to put oil in my car..and I've blown it up.
 3 times | |
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I crave attention. | |
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jerseykrs said: I crave attention.
this was supposed to be something that nobody would know   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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I had one of my poems published in a book when I was 12.
Not very interesting.. | |
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I never learnt how to ride a bicycle You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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roddiekay said: I had one of my poems published in a book when I was 12.
Not very interesting.. this fact isn't interesting? or the poem isn't interesting? noituloveryxesevolasildnaydnew
is the water warm enough? | |
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LisasBrush said: roddiekay said: I had one of my poems published in a book when I was 12.
Not very interesting.. this fact isn't interesting? or the poem isn't interesting? the fact. | |
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roddiekay said: LisasBrush said: this fact isn't interesting? or the poem isn't interesting? the fact.  noituloveryxesevolasildnaydnew
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jillybean said: TheFrog said: I'm sure there's a terrible gag here involving, "Lettuce pray".  Frog, I love you. well damn, i love you too.  | |
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i chase car thieves with knives wearing nothing but my underwear   | |
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Raine said: i chase car thieves with knives wearing nothing but my underwear
(makes note to steal cars more often) | |
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Raine said: i chase car thieves with knives wearing nothing but my underwear
How do the car theves get your underwear? Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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TheFrog said: (makes note to steal cars more often)
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Raine said: TheFrog said: (makes note to steal cars more often)
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TheFrog said: 
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Raine said: TheFrog said:
cute, tubby little smiley. | |
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TheFrog said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: I worship Lettuce
 I'm sure there's a terrible gag here involving, "Lettuce pray". hey u stole my gag 
now im gonna have 2 tell my other joke... right, there was this dog, a cat and a priest  or was that a hog, a rat and Prostitute...  ,,,no wait! I got it!
right, there was a Kangeroo, a rabbit and a....hang on
Ahhhh fuck it...trust me it was funny when I heard it | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: i have not seen my genitals for years.
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TheFrog said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: i have not seen my genitals for years.
So it was U who stole my book of Jokes...Bastard!!
Rod Hull gave me that just b4 he climbed on2 his roof 
His last words were...can u see a picture on the telly yetttttahhhhh ooof | |
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LadyB0yCabDriver said: TheFrog said: So it was U who stole my book of Jokes...Bastard!!
Rod Hull gave me that just b4 he climbed on2 his roof
His last words were...can u see a picture on the telly yetttttahhhhh ooof oh, that's in such bad taste!!!! 
poor rod. 
Ah well. At least he was stiff for the first time in 20 years. | |
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BreddieMercury said: I have never been in a fight.
that's pretty cool | |
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TheFrog said: LadyB0yCabDriver said: So it was U who stole my book of Jokes...Bastard!!
Rod Hull gave me that just b4 he climbed on2 his roof
His last words were...can u see a picture on the telly yetttttahhhhh ooof oh, that's in such bad taste!!!!
poor rod.
Ah well. At least he was stiff for the first time in 20 years. I hear Emu is a member of Prince.Org and when he reads that he's gonna find U and open up a can of whoop ass 
.ass whoop edit [Edited 7/26/05 8:36am] | |
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I can sneeze with my eyes open.
Very useful when driving. Listen to me on The House of Pop Culture podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/u...d438631917 | |
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Although this may be weird and unheard of... I find great pleasure in seeing a man ejaculate the actual act of it is quite amazing. | |
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MsMisha319 said: I have OCD
 I count things....everything
Smooches;) Count these!!! whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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DexMSR said: MsMisha319 said: I have OCD
I count things....everything
Smooches;) Count these!!! whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap whap ow man, that is so fcking evil and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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ehuffnsd said: I never learnt how to ride a bicycle
you learnt how to ride a man tho, that's a better asset imo and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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GangstaFam said: IstenSzek said: that's the worst kind of fear, when you're still a child and
you do something that goes completely beyond your control. i used to be a very scared child most of the time because I got into alll kinds of severe trouble Such as? I think it will be better for all concerned if my childhood remains veiled in a mist of obscurity.. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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