I can roll my tummy!

Since the birth of my son a hundred years ago, I can't wear perfumes or eat spaghetti sauce, bell peppers or ketchup like I used too! The bugger mess up my stomach and olafactory!

If i really don't like what i'm eatingz- I shiver!!

It'z terrible- im not very good at hiding it eitherz.

I hum if i'm anxious

lilmissmissy said:

Note to self, Missy can not have any of my cakes at the meet up!

I've been told dat my eyez glow in da dark by my friendz.

ShySlantedEye1 said:

It can't be dat bad darlz, surely!!! Or can it?

lilmissmissy said:

No, I just don't want to take any chances with you!

ShySlantedEye1 said:

I may just want some your cakez...then what am i 2 do?

I'm hungry nowz.

I'm gay.

I'm married to myself.

lilmissmissy said:

I thought humming cured anxiety. Remember "Parenthood"?

I have OCD I count things....everything


Smooches;)

jillybean said:

Datz exactly why I hum Da more humourous da tune- the betterz

TeaAndTe said:

How was your wedding???

Lleena said:

No, i was hoping a couple more hairs might sprout up and i'll be able to intertwine them to form a dreadlock.

when I was 2 I had a kangaroo skin koala which I rubbed all the fur off until it was just a leather teddy

I pity Althom ...so talk to him on occasion

althom said:

~shudder~ don't remind us!

I can whistle with my tongue

I don't have any hair on my feet!

I once burned down a small forest on accident.

I passed lifeguard training but my teacher hated me and I didn't get my certification.

I dressed as Milli Vanilli for Halloween my 7th grade year of junior high.

I have recurring dreams about dinosaurs crossing the bridge from Canada to the United States.

I don't hate Shakira anymore.

GangstaFam said:

how old were you? that must have scared you stiff, I bet.

IstenSzek said:

9 or 10. Can't remember for sure. And yes, I was horrified. Got in a lot of trouble too.

GangstaFam said:

that's the worst kind of fear, when you're still a child and
you do something that goes completely beyond your control.

i used to be a very scared child most of the time because I
got into alll kinds of severe trouble

I don't drive!

I am the messiest person in the world.

IstenSzek said:

Was it your own cum?

IstenSzek said:

What do they do to you in those dreams?

IstenSzek said:

Because of Prince's song, right?

IstenSzek said:

So now you can't have my babies?

Scififilmnerd said:



nope. mine ended up somewhere on the ground, I think




not much. I run down a flight of stone steps into an
enormous cave with an underground lake. then after a
while and some haunting stuff I run back up again to
the daylight. it's rather complicated. but to answer
what you want to know: I don't have sex in the dream





nope. it's a combination of the place Orion held in
ancient Egyptian astrology n everything connected
to that. I've always had a think for Egyptian and
Other eastern astrological cults.



Well we can always use your sperm can't we? Besides
I think the only side efect was that I had little 2
no beardgrowth for a few weeks hehe.

IstenSzek said:

Oh. I should try that, then. Shaving gets so tiresome, sometimes...