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All you ASS EATERS, here's a website to help you learn the "ins and outs" of eating at the chocolate factory... | |
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I see the girlfriend search is going well. | |
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Fauxie's gay thread was more genuine and less forced.  | |
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fleshofyourflesh said: I see the girlfriend search is going well.
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fleshofyourflesh said: I see the girlfriend search is going well.
And he wonders why! | |
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I am not even going to click on that link.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I am not even going to click on that link.
Did you know that you are my new org obsession? You're super pretty.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: minneapolisgenius said: I am not even going to click on that link.
Did you know that you are my new org obsession? You're super pretty. 
I have noticed some extra attention from you lately actually. 
Thank you though. 
But I'm still not checking that link.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Did you know that you are my new org obsession? You're super pretty.
I have noticed some extra attention from you lately actually.
Thank you though.
But I'm still not checking that link. That's okay. I'm not interested in eating your corn hole or having you eat mine. I just want to make out and maybe touch your bum. | |
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DOOK, do you ever think of yourself as doomed? | |
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Anxiety said: DOOK, do you ever think of yourself as doomed?
Leave me alone! | |
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I like the Sit on My Face position  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: minneapolisgenius said:
I have noticed some extra attention from you lately actually.
Thank you though.
But I'm still not checking that link. That's okay. I'm not interested in eating your corn hole or having you eat mine. I just want to make out and maybe touch your bum.
Here, you can touch my bum. 
 "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: ReturnOfDOOK said: That's okay. I'm not interested in eating your corn hole or having you eat mine. I just want to make out and maybe touch your bum.
Here, you can touch my bum.
If your angelic face was attached to that larger woman, I'd still want to kiss you. You are very pretty. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: minneapolisgenius said:
Here, you can touch my bum.
If your angelic face was attached to that larger woman, I'd still want to kiss you. You are very pretty. Aw, you are very sweet to say so. 
But are you sure you have the right person?  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: ReturnOfDOOK said: If your angelic face was attached to that larger woman, I'd still want to kiss you. You are very pretty. Aw, you are very sweet to say so.
But are you sure you have the right person? Short brown hair? Pretty face? | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: minneapolisgenius said: Aw, you are very sweet to say so.
But are you sure you have the right person? Short brown hair? Pretty face? Is my hair short?
Damn it, I thought it was longer!  I've been trying to grow it.  Anyway, my pic's in my minneapolisidiot profile I think."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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fleshofyourflesh said: I see the girlfriend search is going well.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Short brown hair? Pretty face? Is my hair short?
Damn it, I thought it was longer! I've been trying to grow it. Anyway, my pic's in my minneapolisidiot profile I think.I just double checked and yes - you are the one. You are gorgeous. | |
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I see the girlfriend search is going well. | |
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Here's my favorite part so far:
"Finally some good news: your chances of being infected with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, are pretty low while eating ass." 
I just love how they phrase it. "While eating ass..." "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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fleshofyourflesh said: I see the girlfriend search is going well.
Oh gawd, it doesn't lose it's punch! | |
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Flesh...
...I'm keeping my mouth moist and supple as I work your hole over. My tongue is loose, and I'm painting a wide circle around your pucker.... ...Now I've got my tongue tight, long, and pointed and I'm penatrating... In and out and around and around... you're begging for more... Of course, I'm doing this after I've given you a shower and thoroughly scrubbed your asshole. "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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Caligula said: Flesh...
...I'm keeping my mouth moist and supple as I work your hole over. My tongue is loose, and I'm painting a wide circle around your pucker.... ...Now I've got my tongue tight, long, and pointed and I'm penatrating... In and out and around and around... you're begging for more... Of course, I'm doing this after I've given you a shower and thoroughly scrubbed your asshole. A few months ago I would have turned my nose up at this, but you really have a way of selling it. | |
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Caligula said: Here's my favorite part so far:
"Finally some good news: your chances of being infected with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, are pretty low while eating ass."
I just love how they phrase it. "While eating ass..." It makes it sound very acceptable When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Caligula said: Here's my favorite part so far:
"Finally some good news: your chances of being infected with HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, are pretty low while eating ass."
I just love how they phrase it. "While eating ass..." It makes it sound very acceptable HA. Tongue and fecal matter go hand and hand, Kirby. "I wrote down a dream, folded the note, slipped it in the pocket of my tattered coat, I wrote down a dream, in invisible ink, it never was mine I'm beginning to think..." | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: minneapolisgenius said: Is my hair short?
Damn it, I thought it was longer! I've been trying to grow it. Anyway, my pic's in my minneapolisidiot profile I think.I just double checked and yes - you are the one. You are gorgeous. 
Thank you.
Wait, isn't this thread about ass eating? 
[Edited 7/19/05 21:49pm] "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I just double checked and yes - you are the one. You are gorgeous.
Thank you.
Wait, isn't this thread about ass eating?
[Edited 7/19/05 21:49pm] I guess so. But maybe I should make one about my new adoration of you.  | |
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minneapolisgenius said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Did you know that you are my new org obsession? You're super pretty.
I have noticed some extra attention from you lately actually.
Thank you though.
But I'm still not checking that link. Please! don't let him chase you away like he's done the other ones.  | |
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 Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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