Like him, but smaller.


My god Iam so sad. I never use to do this as a kid ever. I really do need help.

I know a few of u proberly sleep with a dildo up ur arse, but is anyone this sad?

you sleep with a stuffed dog up your ass?!?

i mean, arse???

Anxiety said:

Well, at least u replied.

Even major embarassing crap can't warrant a long thread if I make it

i sleep with a blue teddy bear

his name is Blu

thesexofit said:

Is that a POUND PUPPY!

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not that I ever had one.
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One day I will buy the cutest stuff animal and put my boyfriends face on it, then hug it, but first I will rub it on my boyfriend so it can pick up his smell.

flipper

SammiJ said:

althom said:

SammiJ said:

Well at least a few people do


For a 19 year old MALE though, iam pretty sad. It the chavs on my estate found out, errr, they'll kick the shit outta me.

thesexofit said:

It's not so bad, a good beating. You learn a lot about yourself.

Number23 said:

I've been in too many fights. Ever since a kid. "hey, we're using the football goals now, fuck off". Then my mate would tell them to "fuck off". Then we all fight and as the kids were often older then us, we'd lose.

Ah, happy days.

What kind of hippy lovin' bullshit is this?

thesexofit said:

Aw! I used to LOVE Pound Puppies!

senik said:

Do u sperm dribble on it?

you might prefer one of these.

I sleep with a bottle of vodka! And I am Samantha in my dreams...
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Cheek said:

Iam fondling samantha fox's breasts in my dreams



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thesexofit said:

funny, I do that too, only it's Richard Belzer, not Samantha Fox.

thesexofit said:

"...touch me, touch me...I wanna feel your body..."

Cheek said:

Man I hate that song But now its in my head


Sam deserved her sucsess. Americans musta tripped out when they found out they were real

thesexofit said:

I can do but only if it's a pre-requisite to join your gang?

senik said:

"do u wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gand, do u wanna be in my gang....iam the leader, iam the leader, iam the leader of the gang"

Anyway, our gang of 10 is now about 5 or 4. So yeah, if ur rich and have a (reliable) car, then we can will accept u.

U've got to watch "mr nanny" 10 hours straight though.

thesexofit said:

No foo'kin' thank you I don't think I wanna join "your gang" after that rendition.

senik said:

That song is fucking funny. I know gary is a twat, but hey, his perfomances were the fucking funny bollocks of stupid. Grannies loved him. Dont know why? Sleazy stripper must be a turn on for grannies?

thesexofit said:

How's tricks with you anyway, sunshine?

senik said:

I wish u change ur lame signature.

Other then that. Workin' overtime at tesco. Its dummer holidays. Thats why Iam on here so much these days at this hour.

thesexofit said:

Mate, you gotta make coin somehow Remember, "No bees, no honey... No work, no money"

Careful what you say about the sig. as well Or I'll kick your stanky lil ass




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