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Thread started 08/01/05 4:08pm

cabo

Comedy Time

Time to get yo laugh on...

A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be
told, he is not too experienced either.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as
her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to
be reassuring "My darring" He says, "I know dis yo firss
time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting
you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
eagerly) for her request.


She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try
somethin I have heard about, numbaa 69"

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...

"You want... Beef wiff Broccori?"


lol
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Reply #1 posted 08/01/05 4:14pm

cinnamonjo

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Dynamic Savior Said:


Also, do you think that ugly people are God's cruel joke on humanity (like the platypus and the heterosexual) or another form of population control?


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Reply #2 posted 08/01/05 4:43pm

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How are the mispellings and lanuage usage relevent to the joke?

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Reply #3 posted 08/02/05 12:23pm

cabo

superspaceboy said:

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How are the mispellings and lanuage usage relevent to the joke?



Wow. Uh, yea, you are definately out there in space. lol
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