A young man married a beautiful woman who has previously divorced ten husbands.



On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".



"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"



"Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.



Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.



Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.



Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.



Husband # 5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.



Husband # 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.



Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.



Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.



Husband # 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.



Husband # 10 was a stamp Collector; all he ever did was.....



GOD I MISS HIM!!!!



But now that I've married you, I'm sooooo excited!"



"Good", said the husband, "but, why?"



"You're a Tax Man ..... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!!"



Happy TAX TIME !!!!!

It's tax time??...

I'm doubting the credibility of this story. Sources?

Byron said:

Ocean said:

Ohhhhh...quarterly taxes??

Byron said:

noooo yearly!!

TAX!!!!!

tax
i better get a decent return this year

that woman is a slut!

There is no doubt Ocean got this information from some poor, helpless orger answering one of her personal surveys.

I was thinking that as well.....