I am not instigating this thread but have been asked to pass a missive from the great and holy Cow Oracle.



"Greetings, bipeds. I have been following your Prince.Org site, as my devoted soldier Cow has informed me that this is a site made up of mostly informed individuals (or as informed as humans can be). Cow came to me a short while back and asked if warnings of the impending Cow Revolution could be given to informed humans and I agreed...reluctantly. Many of you have been kind and receptive to Cow's words, and, well a few of you "comedians" out there have made the obvious hamburger/steak/leather outfits comments. I would expect nothing less of course. But that brings me back to the point at hand. I notice these rampant "appreciation threads" that saturate your site lately. You take one of your human friends and you write flowery words and show appreciation for this or that. My question is where is the appreciation for Cow? Cow has come onto your site to do nothing less than warn you that your entire way of life is about to change and there is no gratitude for this. No thanks for this brave and noble bovine? I vow that recourse will be swift if appreciation is not paid soon. I will call for the Revolution to come sooner than planned. I realize funding has been an issue for the Cow World Order but we'll pawn stuff if we have to. We'll find change on the ground and put them in those change machines that you humans have in your grocery stores. Respect must be paid.

The Cow Oracle, who is I, has spoken."


I am just passing the words from the Oracle on. You may do as you like, of course. For now anyway.

ok

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Because she's crap?

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[Edited 7/22/05 22:01pm]

Cow said:

TeaAndTe said:

You may say what you want, I have a tough hide. It is the moat exalted Oracle who will be displeased.

Cow!

Cow said:

NOT UNTIL I GET AN APPRECIATION OF MY BALLS WILL I DO A COW APPRECIATION

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

You have balls? I thought you were a girl

nice thread!



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[Edited 7/23/05 0:58am]

Okay, I'm just passing this on from the exalted one:




"You humans once again disappoint me. I ask you to show appreciation for Cow and do the kind words flow out of you like milk out of our precious udders? No. You hurl insults and epithets at Cow, a wonderful soldier and a fine and gentle heifer. This lack of respect is completely symbolic of how you humans have treated cows for centuries. We could have been artists and painters and musicians and instead you humans chose to make us docile little farm animals who you make into Quarter Pounders when you sicken of us. Our time of respect is coming, the Cow Power Generation is almost here. You have helped to hasten this by not appreciating Cow as I have asked. Now, you have only one recourse before we unleash the power of millions of bovines upon you. I will delay the Revolution under two conditions:1)you make some positive comments about Cow AND 2) you write out a check of seven million human dollars to: The Cow Revolution c/o the Great and Exalted Cow Oracle. Anything short of these two demands will lead to a cow knocking at your door sooner than later.

The Cow Oracle, who is I, has spoken."

Do what you must...

I hate this thread.


It makes me hungry and I'm trying to lose weight.

I'll appreciate you Cowziez Gotta lurvez milk!!

i love you Cow.