Your human Lance Armstrong will not retain his Tour De France championship this year because he is being beaten by the Bovine Team. These cows, with special bikes designed for hooves, are kicking his biped butt all up and down the French countryside. Cows have long mastered the art of bike-riding but we didn't really want to show off our skills until Mr. Armstrong went Hollywood and started annoying us. Once he started dating Sheryl Crow, that was it, he had to be taken down a peg. So anyway, expect his reign to be ended by the cow team and our star, whose human name is Bossy.


Humans being lapped at the Tour De France; Armstrong is toast



Bossy showing her stuff at the Tour De France.

wow! that sure is impressive! Cows can do anything at all, can't they? i'm glad this planet will soon be under bovine management

LIES!!! Armstrong beat cancer and the French. No way is a herd of fat, smelly beasts going to stop him. Lance is in the lead, with cows being left behind to graze in the fields.

JediMaster said:

Pictures do not lie. For years we were alledgedly "grazing" but we were actually scouting our cycling competition. Cows observe a lot when you humans just think we are getting our belly full. Armstrong has met his match and it is cows!

I wonder how long this whole 'Cow' thing will continue to be as fresh and humourous as it was on Day one.

You'd think it would have started to tire by now, but no.. not this one! It's golden!

rocknrollisalive said:

yeah... right
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XxAxX said:

:caughtredhanded:

You got me... I post on those threads all the time, me.

rocknrollisalive said:

contributing your wit and humor wherever you go eh?

rocknrollisalive said:

I'm not sure what you mean by "Cow" thing. I am indeed a cow, there is indeed an impending cow revolution, and slowly but surely, cows are starting to show their superiority across many fields. I just felt like the bipeds should be given a warning so I got permission from the Cow Oracle to come on this site. Maybe I have a soft spot for some of you humans. Some of you have really displayed a loyalty to the cause and will be rewarded greatly in the Cow World Order.

Don't even get me started about how cows are starting to show their superiority in sports such as soccer...

XxAxX said:

Ah, now I see you have me mixed up with someone else...

Sorry for wasting your time.

Cow said:

In this day and age, with the advent of photoshop, pictures do, indeed, lie!

Besides, I'm onto you nefarious bovines and your plot! You aren't really there to participate in the Tour De France, but rather to set your plan in motion to conquer the one nation you know you can defeat! Well, we are gonna let you have France, since y'all will be better than their current government. The French people have had to put up with dumb, smelly beasts running their country for a long time, so it won't be that much different.

rocknrollisalive said:

Like you dont waste enough of your own time?

ella731 said:

JediMaster said:

I am not familliar with this Photoshop. That sounds very unethical and underhanded, not in a cow's nature at all.

I have no comment on this time about your assertion of an impending French takeover. But thank you for the compliment, a government comprised of cows will indeed do a better job, both there and everywhere else.

Cow said:

that's inspirational! and you know? i bet Cows make excellent soccer players. humans have only two legs with which to kick the ball, however Cows have four legs therefore doubling their capacity for soccer moves.

really, the only wonder is that Cows have managed to hide their glory until now.

Cow said:

Unethical and underhanded is the very DEFINITION of Cow nature! Your skirting of the France issue just proves this! Admit it, you plan on attacking France!! We won't stand in your way, so why not admit it??
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rocknrollisalive said:

I like how my picture had become the "new" insult

Hey Cows!!!!

JediMaster said:

It appears the female biped is saying that cows are number 1. I agree wholeheartedly!

Cow said:

You misunderstand. Having no digits and an inferior brain I can't blame you. The female biped is making a rude, human gesture to the bovine nation.

JediMaster said:

are you calling jerseykrs a cow!!

ella731 said:

I believe you may have me mixed up with a human on the Org. I am a Jersey cow, not a jerseykrs.

ella731 said:

Ummm, errrr, no! I would never insult a fellow human by calling them the name of such a worthless species!

LisasBrush said:

You are a true inspiration...a complete illustration of how a human can change their spots, so to speak. Your support of the cause will be remembered.

Cow said:

I am still weak in the flesh and sometimes commit crimes against Cow, but I am working hard to reform my ways.

LisasBrush said:

traitor!!!!

LisasBrush said:

You just can't resist a good, ol' fashioned New York Strip, can you!!

hey! check this out! harley davidson has announced that it's new line of motorcycles will from now on be known as 'Cows' rather than as 'hogs' in honor of the Cow Power Generation!!! here's a picture of the new harley davidson 'Cow' in the foreground with some of the racing staff taking a well-earned break in the background.


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