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PrintableFleshofmyflesh said: Nero said: Sure, I think we're all acquainted with soap. But just cos you've got soap on your side, do you suppose it means that you'd dig your fingers in a piece of poo if it looked like fun? Is there gold in the poo? Hey, if I dropped my gold bracelet in someone's poo, I'd STILL fish it out.  | |
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just to spice things up a bit:
if you dropped a skittle in the toilet, would you reach in to take it out and proceed to eat it?  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: just to spice things up a bit:
if you dropped a skittle in the toilet, would you reach in to take it out and proceed to eat it? What color is it? | |
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IstenSzek said: just to spice things up a bit:
if you dropped a skittle in the toilet, would you reach in to take it out and proceed to eat it? Would this skillet be made of poo? | |
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The only way that I would reach into the toilet would be if my TREO600 phone fell in. Now, there are exceptions. If it's someone else's poo I might have to think twice. If it's diarhea then all bets are off. No fookin' way.
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: On the way home from vacation, I was using the ladies' room in the Phoenix Airport. As is customary for me, I was examining the appearance of the commode before getting too close to it. You know, just a visual inspection. I was standing there and I went to take my arm out of the strap of my bag and my gold bracelet fell right into the toilet.
The clasp had broken. I just stared down at it... 5 seconds 10 seconds I'm just looking at this shiny thing sitting there in toilet water, not knowing what to do. I called out to my daughters..."Girls...look at this. What do you think I should do?" My younger one promptly offered to reach in and grab it. I told her there was no way I was letting her do that. So now all 3 of us are just staring down into the toilet, waiting for divine intervention I guess. I weighed the issue in my mind. The bracelet has no sentimental value, really. It was given to me by a neighbor who bought it at a swap meet. It's probably only worth $200 or so....I didn't pay a dime for it. And yet it's just laying there, glistening like a shiny snake. I sware, the thing never looked prettier to me than when it was sitting on the bottom of that white basin. I should tell you that it was 8:15 am in Phoenix and the restrooms looked pretty clean. It was a very quiet time as airport standards go. But it was, afterall, still a public toilet..... So...I did what I felt was the right thing. I snatched it up. What would you have done? What could you have walked away from, and what would you have doven in for yourself?   Girl I would have snatched it up too! Shhhhhit!Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Fleshofmyflesh said: IstenSzek said: just to spice things up a bit:
if you dropped a skittle in the toilet, would you reach in to take it out and proceed to eat it? What color is it?and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: The only way that I would reach into the toilet would be if my TREO600 phone fell in. Now, there are exceptions. If it's someone else's poo I might have to think twice. If it's diarhea then all bets are off. No fookin' way.
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Once at a party I dropped my phone into the toilet. It was in my back pocket and when I pulled my pants down out it fell. I didn't even think about it and dove into the toilet to pull it out. It helps that I was drunk at the time.
Afterwards the phone wasn't working correctly and kept spazzzzing out. So I went home, opened it up, and spread all of the pieces out onto a chair in front of my heater to dry it out. The next morning I put it back together and ta-da - it worked again! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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My ex once tried flushing the cat litter down the loo... 
...Guess who had to scoop it out...
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OK ASSUMING POOK USE TOILET NOT WALL UM NOTHING MAKE POOK REACH IN TOILET! ICK P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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Natsume said: Once at a party I dropped my phone into the toilet. It was in my back pocket and when I pulled my pants down out it fell. I didn't even think about it and dove into the toilet to pull it out. It helps that I was drunk at the time.
Afterwards the phone wasn't working correctly and kept spazzzzing out. So I went home, opened it up, and spread all of the pieces out onto a chair in front of my heater to dry it out. The next morning I put it back together and ta-da - it worked again! I bet you been getting some really shitty phone calls.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Natsume said: Once at a party I dropped my phone into the toilet. It was in my back pocket and when I pulled my pants down out it fell. I didn't even think about it and dove into the toilet to pull it out. It helps that I was drunk at the time.
Afterwards the phone wasn't working correctly and kept spazzzzing out. So I went home, opened it up, and spread all of the pieces out onto a chair in front of my heater to dry it out. The next morning I put it back together and ta-da - it worked again! I bet you been getting some really shitty phone calls. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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