you know the drill, children. ask anything and i will do my best to answer your questions.

Will I be able to go to LA in september?


Nice to see that you're back

GhostlyNun, Do you know where i can find a tracked copy of Lovesexy?

AndGodCreatedMe said:

i'm going to have to look into my mystical fortune-telling dildo for this one...

hmm... it's looking good, but it all depends on Jeroen and a mistake with the bill at a restaurant next week.

Dear Ghostlynun

I have been considerig joining my local nunnery, however, the only problem is that they wont allow my boyfriend to visit me there. I'm at a loss. Please advise

in hope.

Lleena

sinisterpentatonic said:

anywhere at all in europe that sells CDs.

Will I ever go bald?

Lleena said:

well, how good is he at dragging up? he could pretend to be your long-lost sister from norway and, once inside the nunnnnnery he could pleasure you and all your sisters. if you joined my convent, he could visit anytime he liked... so long as he was happy to play 'mr wobbly hides his helmet' with me and the girls.

Number23 said:

i give it 15 years...

GhostlyNun said:

Dear Ghostlynun,
Is there a direct relation to the type of panties a women wears
to how liberal, conservative, open minded etc...she is concerning sex?
Thank You,
crazyhorse

Dear GhostlyNun,

I am unsure about what to do about my screenwriting mentor's silence. I sent him my feature-length script three months ago and there's still no word on what he thought about it, even though I assured him I'd be okay with it even if he hated it (a lie, but still...).

Should I now:

1) Wipe my ass with the script and make sure that none of the ink gets smeared over my buttocks.

2) Send him a new script about a screenwriter that stalks his mentor and eventually kills him by shoving a two-hundred page script down his throat.

3) Fold each page of the script into a paper airplane and then drop them off from a helicopter, allowing the world population to read a piece of my wonderful story but leave them frustrated about what happens before and after.

4) Rewrite the damn thing.

5) Shelf my screenwriting plans and become a reporter in Kazakstan instead.

?

GhostlyNun said:

He is pretty good at dragging up, He looks exactly like Christina Aguilera in the right light. you know, tarty but innocent at the same time. An odd contradiction. I wont allow him to play "mr wobbly hides his helmet," with anyone but me.

Also, number23 responded to one of my posts, but i wasn't quite sure what he was speaking of. Should I ask him? something about Bette Davis, suns, moons, and Iggy Pop.

crazyhorse said:

here's the scale;

huge belly warmers = frigid cow.
sensible flowery things = likes monogamy
bikini style = up for it
crotchless panties = will charge for it
panties with zip for front-bottom = will shit on your face.
no panties = ms perfect, no morals whatsoever.

i wear none at all, as you can imagine.

GhostlyNun said:

Hmm so I better cancel this appointment

Thx

retina said:

number two seems the best option. but don't forget the sub-plot about torturing his family.

Lleena said:

Lleena said:

isn't that a prince song from the rave CD?

Can I really dig to china from Ohio

ella731 said:

i really dig china and i live in the convent, so yes.

GhostlyNun said:

That's what I'm thinking too.

It was a first draft, damn it! No first drafts are excellent. He could have at least answered back.

GhostlyNun said:

What about pink ones with a little heart on the front? Don't tell me it means she's innocent because I know for a fact that was far from the truth.

retina said:

no no no! those mean that she's queen of tacky.

GhostlyNun said:

Luckily, I'll never get the chance to tell her you said that.

Ghostly Nun ,your avi is scary to me being a good Irish Catholic girl but my question is how can i get a certain sexy orger guy to pay attention to me ,and do me and stuff?

Dearest GhostlyNun, Will Number23 ever be capable of posting without having to edit?

A concerned orger.

Nikki23 said:

i've just taken a look at your profile pic and all i can say is; simply show him that pic...

if that doesn't work, then don't forget to add that you'd happily enjoy hot, no-holds-barred sex with him at his convenience.

and take his number so you can talk to him with that sexy, irish lilt.

if he doesn't take notice, then he must be gay - period!

sinisterpentatonic said:

he's currently going through secret therapy in order to help him learn what the words 'preview post' actually mean.

GhostlyNun said:

Ok thanks , scary nun