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old men and women Ever notice something? When you ask them how they are doing. It's never something simply like. " Oh ya know haning in there, not too bad..alright" It's always something along the lines of. Well... im constipated,haven't shit in weeks. Goldbladder is keeping me from eating those fat injected nacho beans. My asshole is sore...back feels like I was banged 9 way to sunday. My feet are swollen my ass is torn up. My head ache my stomach is doing 360s blood pressure is jumping the roof. | |
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It was you asking the question.
If you wanna keep things short, just ask about the constipation upfront. | |
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Ikaros said: It was you asking the question.
If you wanna keep things short, just ask about the constipation upfront.  | |
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luv4u said: One day you too shall become elderly
Now luv... this is where you're entirely wrong and no absoulutly nothing about me. I don't intend to live a long long long long live over 50. I don't wanan see it and i dont intend to. | |
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I dont know which old people you've met, but the ones I've spoken too cant stop going on about how they love to be smothered in whipped cream and spanked with various kitchen utensils. Wooden spoons are the untensil of choice around where I live. | |
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Lleena said: I dont know which old people you've met, but the ones I've spoken too cant stop going on about how they love to be smothered in whipped cream and spanked with various kitchen utensils. Wooden spoons are the untensil of choice around where I live.
There you go talking about David Bowie again. Get a room you two. | |
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retina said: Lleena said: I dont know which old people you've met, but the ones I've spoken too cant stop going on about how they love to be smothered in whipped cream and spanked with various kitchen utensils. Wooden spoons are the untensil of choice around where I live.
There you go talking about David Bowie again. Get a room you two. We have a got a room, my kitchen! Anyhow, I've hidden all the wooden spoons. | |
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Lleena said: retina said: There you go talking about David Bowie again. Get a room you two. We have a got a room, my kitchen! Anyhow, I've hidden all the wooden spoons. What for? Was 2the9s sticking them up his bum again? That guy...  | |
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retina said: Lleena said: We have a got a room, my kitchen! Anyhow, I've hidden all the wooden spoons. What for? Was 2the9s sticking them up his bum again? That guy... bum!  | |
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