I was once a...





Parcel Delivery Man

i was once...

a munchkin in the Lollipop Guild.

I was once a -

Photographer.

TheFrog said:

is that true, or was u just joking?

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

no joke.

that's me in the middle.

AsylumUtopia said:

In that order.

PREDOMINANT said:

honestly?

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Yep, why not

PREDOMINANT said:

You were a Gopher?

TheFrog said:

Yep, you call em gophers right?

I worked at a drapery firm as their gopher cum tea boy type of thing.

Gopher this, gopher that, go make my tea etc. etc.

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

Yeah, well, I had to make money somehow. I still have the negatives if you're interested.

I wasn't always such a deviant though, I also use to be a
potato picker

and an
onion picker

I used to be a
'sanitary engineer' for a while too.

and a
postman (but only for one day)

PREDOMINANT said:

Is that like "No sugar, please. Just salt" kind of tea?

I used to hire the guests for the Jerry Springer show. I loved that job but I was fired.



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senik said:

I needed the cash badly.

abierman said:

You were an American Gigolo? What did they ask you to do at the interview?

I was "Miss Cake" 1999

Lleena said:

that true?

Lleena said:

they asked to give it to them.....

I fetched balls that flew out of the court at the age of zeven.

LadyB0yCabDriver said:

No, I was "Miss Aubergine." I had very boring jobs, mostly during the holidays as a student, like spraying perfume on ladies who lunch. That kind of thing. Telling them that gross shade of pukey pink lipstick looks perfect on them.

Cake Job...Easy Money!! Work 4-6 hours, get paid for 8!!

Ikaros said:

u did what with balls

I used to work at a:

My first job in high school. Tight fucking polyester pants, and they only got tighter over the few months I worked there.