Who would you go for? They're both pretty, though Natsume has breasts. However, AsianBomb does theoretically have a penis. He's also immaculately presented both from the perspective of personal hygiene and fashion. I've yet to learn about Natsume's qualities in this respect but I'm willing to forego that considering the breast factor.

I figure the Natsume thing would be confined to me stalking her (increasingly disturbing orgnotes, obsessive org pops, random nude pictures and such like), while the AB thing would be more accessible and much like our current relationship (increasingly disturbing orgnotes, obsessive org pops, random nude pictures and such like).

I'm just so torn. Help me out here if u will.

What are the pros and cons as u see them?


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I feel ur pain hun

Go for AB



That way I can over Natsume

Ocean said:

I doubt it, unless you're like the lady from Myanmar.

AlfofMelmak said:

I don't like your reasoning. Make me feel better here.

Fauxie said:

um from where? ....and what did u do to her

Fauxie said:

Have them both!!!!

Ocean said:

Penis thread.

Wasted.

Fauxie said:

Can't you work out a schedule or something? Like rotate on availability/shower time/horniness (is this a word?).
I mean there are those odd times Pam is not piercing something in her body.

Oh and aren't they an ocean apart? (sorry 'bout the pun)
Timezones baby! Make use of them

AlfofMelmak said:

I am not in the middle of them thank u

I love how utterly asian both our usernames are. Perhaps that contributes to our cleanliness? Maybe bomb and I should just fight to the death!

Natsume, all the way. Not only is she a "woman." But she's cute as hell and seems to be very intelligent.

Natsume said:

I think so too.

In mud.

And swimwear.

On a chilly day.

On camera.

crazyhorse said:

Yes, but u know that 'seems' makes an eem out of you and me.

Fauxie said:

What the hell is an "eem?"

crazyhorse said:

I have no idea. I was thinking of 'assume'. I tried to run with 'seems'. I shouldn't have run with 'seems'.

Fauxie said:

I actually laughed at that one. Loudly.

crazyhorse said:

You're the man, man.

Fauxie said:

As long as I can make a fast buck from it!

I can feel one of them already slipping from my grasp before I even have a grasp to speak of. It looks like I may be left with AB by default.

Natsume said:

i bid $50 ....

crazyhorse said:

That's the spirit!

If I can't get laid at the end of all this I'd at least like a mud-wrestling memory to cherish two or three times a day for the rest of my life.

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Fauxie said:

Wow, I am pathetic then since AB isn't even here!

Natsume said:

I just sensed some reluctance on your part. AB's not here, but I assumed his willingness in his absence. But if you're willing to fight him for my affections that would be most kind. I would rather have another option, to be honest, and keep AB as a back-up. Still, I do like his hair.

Fauxie said:

The reluctance is just my anus speaking on behalf of this pesky explosive diarrhea. But hey, you'll be glad to know that I have a Japanese-imported bidet in my house that washes all the nastiness away. It has two buttons - one for the front and one for the back.

Natsume said:

Well I know which way that post swayed me.

Fauxie said:

It also makes for a good mouthwash on those lazy days.

Natsume said:

The bidet or the diarrhea?

HobbesLeCute said:

The bidet squirts out diarrhea - don't they all?

Natsume said:

damn girl, your to much.