....not to have anyone....it's been too fucking long for me. I just don't get it.

it's always when you quit giving a shit that they start coming out of the woodwork.

so get a lot of cats and porn, and quit giving a shit.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Anxiety said:

I already have a cat and lots of porn. Fuck.

I'm watching Sideways right now and it fucking mirrors my life in a lot of ways.... fuck.

Anxiety said:

WHAT THE HELL DOES HE DO WITH THE CATS?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

ok, your begining to sound like me.....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

well, all that's left then is for you to quit giving a shit.

i swear, you'll find girls under your couch cushions.

althom said:

why, do you want pointers???

Anxiety said:

NESSEONE said:

seriously! i remember one night i had resigned myself from dating because it had gotten so depressing, and that very night a friend pressured me into going out for ONE drink, so i went out to the bar around the corner IN MY PYJAMAS...and i wound up meeting someone that night who i went on to date for three years.

of course, the break-up was a little ugly, but that doesn't help my story in this situation, does it?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Bridgette Jone Diary(the first one) Thats me.

Love is a many SPLINTERED thing

As soon as I stopped looking, a gorgeous guy came into the restaurant where I was tending bar and it was love at first sight. We practically moved in together the same week, and have been together nearly 5 years now. And the most amazing part is, we've never even had a fight.

Xagain said:

When's my turn? It's been 3 years.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Um, I'll give you a turn. Unless I can get AB to drive up while my boy's out of town, I sure could use some strange.

Xagain said:

I'm straight...

anxy is right dookie

if u keep wanting love 2 happen it wont...
u don't look 4love, love finds u...

i had stopped looking and didnt give a flying fuck about being with anyone...and then i met my boyfriend

@least give it a try... stop looking...take a look @ your life how it is now and be happy that u got what u do...once that confidence starts showing, things change...

you're a good looking guy, so it has nothing 2 do with that...u jus gotta be patient...
take time out 2 take care of yourself...if timing is right, good things will happen

(i was where u are now...i totally understand what you're going thru)

If you move onto the heavy strength beer you'll be less fussy

bkw said:

I'm on a 5 day bender right now. I'm 7 beers deep tonight.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Miss World is only about 5 beers away right now!

Anxiety said:

yeah man, you wipe that look of desperation from your face, you might find things a bit easier. You could also try wearing a wedding band. The fucked up part about it, is that when you do find somebody that you dig, there's going to a bunch of other girls knocking on your door.

Well, that could be kinda cool.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

So freakin' what? I don't want marry you. Geeze. But some "third base" action would be good for us both. 'Specially if you wear that thong. You ain't got to actually DO anything.

Anyway, the only guys I do are either straight or straight-acting. I have some femme friends, but I'm not attracted to any of them. Generally, gay guys don't like me. They think I have "issues" about being gay, but I really only have "issues" about being a sissy. I've had many more girls than guys.

bkw said:

Yup, that's the best way to lower a man's standards and expectations.

Dookie, my friend, I feel the same way. I don't want to be alone anymore.

Prince said it best:

Still Waiting
All my friends tell me about the loves they've had
Can't they see what they're doing 2 me, it makes me feel so bad
Cuz I'm so alone and broken-hearted
It ain't like my life is ended, but more like it never started
The love my friends rap about I keep anticipating
I try so hard but don't U know my patience is fading away, away

Still waiting - I'm waiting 4 that love
Still waiting - I wish on every star above
Still waiting - Waiting 4 the love 2 come around ... oh love
Waiting 4 the love 2 come around

People say that I'm 2 young, 2 young 2 fall in love
But they don't know
They really don't know that's all that I've been dreamin' of
Cuz I spend my nights just-a-cryin'
And I spend my days just-a-tryin'
2 find that love 2 call my own
Cuz I'm sick and tired of bein' alone

Still waiting - Waiting 4 that love
Still waiting - I wish on every star above
Still waiting - I'm waiting 4 the love 2 come around ... oh
(Waiting 4 the love) Don't U know that I'm waiting
(Waiting 4 the love) Still
(Waiting 4 the love) 2 come around now
I need somebody 2 hold onto, baby

Waiting and waiting, don't U know that I'm..
Still waiting - I'm waiting 4 your love sugar
Still waiting - If U're out there girl, please come 2 me
Still waiting - Don't make me cry no more
Still waiting - If U're out there baby, please come 2 me
Still waiting - I'm wishing and wishing 4 days baby
Still waiting - If U're out there girl, please come 2 me
Still waiting {x2}

thanks dtt-lyrics.com

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I know hon...hang in there