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PrintableDear Ghostly Bun
I saw an apparition at the end of my bed yesterday night. It was beckoning me to follow it so I did. It led me downstairs to my fridge, opened the fridge door and proceeded to tell me off for the mouldy cheese that was in there. What did I do to deserve this? confused Lleena | |
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Ace said: Dear Ghostly Nun:
In your photograph, you don't look ghostly so much as "blurry". I have always been led to believe by TV and movies that ghosts are somewhat transparent. What gives? Thanks, Ace never believe television, believe only your own eyes. i used to be transparent until i had 'solid' surgery to give me a little more substance. it cost me a fortune, but has been worth it. the only side effect is that sometimes, i cannot finish my pos | |
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superspaceboy said: What's black and white and red all over and yet can't get through a revolving door?
one of my sisters who was killed with a spear through her head. | |
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ShutItYou said: Dear Ghost of Nun
I heard a rumour. kind regards Shutityou it's true. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Dear GhostlyNun,
What time is it? time you got a fucking watch, young man. please forgive my language.  | |
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JediMaster said: Dear GN,
What made XxAxX go insane and start worshipping Bob Saget and hanging out with cows??? marmalade | |
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XxAxX said: dear ghostly nun:
will the alien invaders ever release JediMaster's brain? will he ever again be able to think clearly and logically? yrs truly i didn't realise that alien invaders had a new album out, let alone that it was going to be called 'JediMaster's brain'. and what do you mean 'ever again'? was he ever able to think clearly and logically? | |
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Cradams said: Dear GhostlyNun
Why don't you ever notice me going through your dustbins, looking for your soiled underpants.  should i poo through your letterbox to get more attention from you? 
Sincerely Frog.  if you shoot some jizz through my 'letterbox' then i may show a little more interest. i think you know what i'm saying. | |
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Lleena said: Dear Ghostly Bun
I saw an apparition at the end of my bed yesterday night. It was beckoning me to follow it so I did. It led me downstairs to my fridge, opened the fridge door and proceeded to tell me off for the mouldy cheese that was in there. What did I do to deserve this? confused Lleena erm, leave mouldy cheese in the fridge perhaps? the apparition was actually my old friend fred dibnah. | |
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GhostlyNun said: JediMaster said: Dear GN,
What made XxAxX go insane and start worshipping Bob Saget and hanging out with cows??? marmalade Ahhhhh, I TOLD her not to eat the marmalade!!! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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GhostlyNun said: XxAxX said: dear ghostly nun:
will the alien invaders ever release JediMaster's brain? will he ever again be able to think clearly and logically? yrs truly i didn't realise that alien invaders had a new album out, let alone that it was going to be called 'JediMaster's brain'. and what do you mean 'ever again'? was he ever able to think clearly and logically? HEY!!!!! 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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