GhostlyNun said:

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Dear GhostlyNun,

I'd like to try this cybersex thing, but my dick won't fit in any of the sockets on my computer. How is it really supposed to be done?

retina said:

try sticking it into the usb socket - should fit in with ease, so i've heard (from your tacky-panty wearing ex girlfriend ).

Dear GhostlyNun IV,

2 parter here:

1) Are u the 4th GhostlyNun, or the original?

2) Will I get that job???

Yours in Christ,
Wondering

LisasBrush said:

there is only one GhostlyNun and i am she. and if i do find that there are imposters, then i will strike them down and pleasure their genitalia with my tongue o' delight until they die of ecstasy.


which job? the one in the 'underground' restaurant serving baby panda meat to diners? or the nude roustabout position?

GhostlyNun said:

Okay I tried, and after much effort part of the tip seemed to connect. A window popped up on the screen that said: "Unknown unit. Connection failed". Does this mean that my computer is a virgin?

Number23 said:

i see you're gonna need a bit more therapy before you're cured.

retina said:

Dear GhostlyNun,

Why did I always think retina was a girl?

Wonderingly,
Confused

retina said:

did you send an error report? personally, i think your computer's a total ho, but you know, rather than cyber sex maybe you should try fibre sex and masturbate into a sock.

LisasBrush said:

you always thought that? even when you weren't on the org? even when you were at work? even when you were having sex? even when you were on a drunken night out?

maybe retina sounds like a girl's name? maybe retina is a girl and i've got it wrong... hmmm.....

GhostlyNun said:

Actually, that's the same job.

Dear GN,

Good to have you back! Where have you been?

LisasBrush said:

then you'll pass the interview with flying colours. it's just a shame that, almost like lobsters, the only way you can kill baby pandas is to put them into the boiling fat still alive. i hope you're okay with that, especially when you hear the terrified, agonised whimper that accompanies the act. still at $4.20 an hour for the job, it's a small price to pay. and don't forget to carry change for the ferris wheel.

GhostlyNun said:

Always. It plagues me. And now I learn that it is wrong. What am I to do?
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JediMaster said:

everywhere i'm not supposed to.

LisasBrush said:

Maybe because I behave like a lesbian?

It's retina, not re-Tina, you know.

LisasBrush said:

your new job will take your mind off it.

retina said:

That's really cute! I never thought of it like that!

LisasBrush said:

Cuter than LisasBush at least.

retina said:

HEY!!!!

retina said:

Hey retina ,you can stick it in my socket i always knew you were a guy.

Dear Ghostly Nun:

In your photograph, you don't look ghostly so much as "blurry". I have always been led to believe by TV and movies that ghosts are somewhat transparent. What gives?

Thanks,
Ace

Dear GhostlyNun

How much for a quickie behind the bike sheds?

What's black and white and red all over and yet can't get through a revolving door?

Dear Ghost of Nun


I heard a rumour.


kind regards

Shutityou

Dear GhostlyNun,

What time is it?

Dear GN,

What made XxAxX go insane and start worshipping Bob Saget and hanging out with cows???

Cloudbuster said:

i can answer that for you! it is 11:05 a.m.

dear ghostly nun:

will the alien invaders ever release JediMaster's brain? will he ever again be able to think clearly and logically?

yrs truly

Dear GhostlyNun

Why don't you ever notice me going through your dustbins, looking for your soiled underpants. should i poo through your letterbox to get more attention from you?

Sincerely

Frog.