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"DullKnife" has to be one of the most ridiculous... Native American names I've ever heard. Until, i read on it was actually a pretty cool name. It was the custom in those days for the older men to walk ahead of the moving caravan and decide upon all halts and camping places. One day the councilors came to a grove of wild cherries covered with ripe fruit, and they stopped at once. Suddenly a grizzly charged from the thicket. The men yelped and hooted, but the bear was not to be bluffed. He knocked down the first warrior who dared to face him and dragged his victim into the bushes. The whole caravan was in the wildest excitement. Several of the swiftest-footed warriors charged the bear, to bring him out into the open, while the women and dogs made all the noise they could. The bear accepted the challenge, and as he did so, the man whom they had supposed dead came running from the opposite end of the thicket. The Indians were delighted, and especially so when in the midst of their cheers, the man stopped running for his life and began to sing a Brave Heart song as he approached the grove with his butcher knife in his hand. He would dare his enemy again! The grizzly met him with a tremendous rush, and they went down together. Instantly the bear began to utter cries of distress, and at the same time the knife flashed, and he rolled over dead. The warrior was too quick for the animal; he first bit his sensitive nose to distract his attention, and then used the knife to stab him to the heart. He fought many battles with knives thereafter and claimed that the spirit of the bear gave him success. On one occasion, however, the enemy had a strong buffalo-hide shield which the Cheyenne bear fighter could not pierce through, and he was wounded; nevertheless he managed to dispatch his foe. It was from this incident that he received the name of Dull Knife, which was handed down to his descendant. i think we should have are own ceremony were we give orgers alternate names. We should also have a totem pole, just so we know everyone's status. | |
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excellent tale. | |
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oh, and i think your alternative name should be, "Crap Thread"
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Mine is "Not Funny".
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Cradams said: oh, and i think your alternative name should be, "Crap Thread"
And your's should be Vampire fish lookin' muthafucka! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Cradams said: oh, and i think your alternative name should be, "Crap Thread"
And your's should be Vampire fish lookin' muthafucka! oh shit man, not that again. | |
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Cradams said: sinisterpentatonic said: And your's should be Vampire fish lookin' muthafucka! oh shit man, not that again. You started it! | |
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In the spirit of DullKnife...
Althom: RustyNuts Muse: SinfulPepsiDrinker Byron: HeWhoPhotographsEveryFuckinThingInSight HandClapsFingaSnaps: ...actually that already sounds like a Native American name. | |
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Byron said: In the spirit of DullKnife...
Althom: RustyNuts Muse: SinfulPepsiDrinker Byron: HeWhoPhotographsEveryFuckinThingInSight HandClapsFingaSnaps: ...actually that already sounds like a Native American name. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Cradams said: oh shit man, not that again. You started it! i so did not, and i'm telling on you, "Windy Pants". | |
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Cradams said: sinisterpentatonic said: You started it! i so did not, and i'm telling on you, "Windy Pants". yeah, ok, felching wolf ! . [Edited 7/19/05 11:57am] | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Cradams said: i so did not, and i'm telling on you, "Windy Pants". yeah, ok, felching wolf ! . [Edited 7/19/05 11:57am] all hail, "Hemorrhoid Muncher". | |
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Cradams said: sinisterpentatonic said: yeah, ok, felching wolf ! . [Edited 7/19/05 11:57am] all hail, "Hemorrhoid Muncher". But, watchout for "Dribbling saliva" | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Cradams said: all hail, "Hemorrhoid Muncher". But, watchout for "Dribbling saliva" Says, "Weeping Genitals". | |
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Cradams said: sinisterpentatonic said: But, watchout for "Dribbling saliva" Says, "Weeping Genitals". Says, "Flaccid Snake". | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Cradams said: Says, "Weeping Genitals". Says, "Flaccid Snake". okay, that just hurt. | |
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Cradams said: sinisterpentatonic said: Says, "Flaccid Snake". okay, that just hurt. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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