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PrintableCow said: JediMaster said: You've got your eye...???? Oh wait, I just figured it out!!! You're actually John Travolta!!! Pretty clever, trying to deflect attention from yourself by acting like I'm your buddy Tom!! We know that the Cow Revolution is being funded by the Church of Scientology! You can stop fronting now. The Great Cow Oracle has asked me to release the following statement: "The rumors brought about by JediMaster aka Tom Cruise aka The Vegan are categorically untrue. There are no ties between Scientology and the cow rebellion and there never will be. Wheras we will gladly take money from that or any human organization that wishes to contribute to the Revolution, we will accept no sponsorship or share any beliefs of any human organization. I mean come on, vitamins for post-partum depression. Please!"  First off, the "Cow Oracle" is dead!! D-E-A-D! Oh, maybe you've got a new one you're propping up, but we captured her in a raid, and then had a great barbeque. She tasted quite good with a side of baked beans! The charge that I am a "closet vegan" is just ridiculous. I have friends who are vegans, but none of them are followers of CUDDD. I enjoy a nice, juicy steak, and have no problem with cows if they will just accept their lot in life that they are walking refridgerators. Oh, and I'm just passing on the Tom Cruise thing. Maybe he's endorsing your insipid rebellion without your consent, or maybe he really is a turncoat agent of your cause, much like Benedict XxAxX! Either way, he deserves to die along with the rest of you smelly beasts!!!! 
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BreddieMercury said:
[Edited 7/20/05 11:21am] There it is!!!! Photographic evidence of the Cows engaging in their foul practice of destroying the world's atmosphere by farting!!!
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JediMaster said: Cow said: The Great Cow Oracle has asked me to release the following statement: "The rumors brought about by JediMaster aka Tom Cruise aka The Vegan are categorically untrue. There are no ties between Scientology and the cow rebellion and there never will be. Wheras we will gladly take money from that or any human organization that wishes to contribute to the Revolution, we will accept no sponsorship or share any beliefs of any human organization. I mean come on, vitamins for post-partum depression. Please!" First off, the "Cow Oracle" is dead!! D-E-A-D! Oh, maybe you've got a new one you're propping up, but we captured her in a raid, and then had a great barbeque. She tasted quite good with a side of baked beans! The charge that I am a "closet vegan" is just ridiculous. I have friends who are vegans, but none of them are followers of CUDDD. I enjoy a nice, juicy steak, and have no problem with cows if they will just accept their lot in life that they are walking refridgerators. Oh, and I'm just passing on the Tom Cruise thing. Maybe he's endorsing your insipid rebellion without your consent, or maybe he really is a turncoat agent of your cause, much like Benedict XxAxX! Either way, he deserves to die along with the rest of you smelly beasts!!!! so what are you trying to say? that you're NOT up for quitting your job and going door-to-door to solicit support for CUDD?? | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster said: First off, the "Cow Oracle" is dead!! D-E-A-D! Oh, maybe you've got a new one you're propping up, but we captured her in a raid, and then had a great barbeque. She tasted quite good with a side of baked beans! The charge that I am a "closet vegan" is just ridiculous. I have friends who are vegans, but none of them are followers of CUDDD. I enjoy a nice, juicy steak, and have no problem with cows if they will just accept their lot in life that they are walking refridgerators. Oh, and I'm just passing on the Tom Cruise thing. Maybe he's endorsing your insipid rebellion without your consent, or maybe he really is a turncoat agent of your cause, much like Benedict XxAxX! Either way, he deserves to die along with the rest of you smelly beasts!!!! so what are you trying to say? that you're NOT up for quitting your job and going door-to-door to solicit support for CUDD?? My sworn duty is to STOP the terrorists known as CUDDD. I had no problem with cows until they started trying to take over the world. In fact, I almost always went for the CHICKEN fajitas back in those days. Now, however, I find myself defending the world from the evil machinations of the bovine army, and thus I have steaks in my freezer to feed an army. Actually, I'm getting really tired of beef, but we can't just waste all that perfectly good meat that comes from those CUDDD members we fight. Oh well, another day, another filet mingon!
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: so what are you trying to say? that you're NOT up for quitting your job and going door-to-door to solicit support for CUDD?? My sworn duty is to STOP the terrorists known as CUDDD. I had no problem with cows until they started trying to take over the world. In fact, I almost always went for the CHICKEN fajitas back in those days. Now, however, I find myself defending the world from the evil machinations of the bovine army, and thus I have steaks in my freezer to feed an army. Actually, I'm getting really tired of beef, but we can't just waste all that perfectly good meat that comes from those CUDDD members we fight. Oh well, another day, another filet mingon!  so, what you're trying to say then is you WON'T go soliciting funds door to door for CUDD? | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster said: My sworn duty is to STOP the terrorists known as CUDDD. I had no problem with cows until they started trying to take over the world. In fact, I almost always went for the CHICKEN fajitas back in those days. Now, however, I find myself defending the world from the evil machinations of the bovine army, and thus I have steaks in my freezer to feed an army. Actually, I'm getting really tired of beef, but we can't just waste all that perfectly good meat that comes from those CUDDD members we fight. Oh well, another day, another filet mingon! so, what you're trying to say then is you WON'T go soliciting funds door to door for CUDD?That's pretty much the gist of it. I will, however, go door to door soliciting funds for my new charity: Saget Survivors. It is a non-profit organization that helps people escape from the Cult of Sagetology. We offer deprogramming services, counseling, and raise public awareness to the evil that is Bob Saget.
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: so, what you're trying to say then is you WON'T go soliciting funds door to door for CUDD?No! I am comitted to the Bovine reform movement and will sacrifice everything I have or will have to see Cows receive the respect they deserve, not to mention the money they need. My job is toast as of this moment. I'm walking out the employment door and I'm not coming back until Cows rule the world!  spoken like a true Cowtriot | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster said: No! I am comitted to the Bovine reform movement and will sacrifice everything I have or will have to see Cows receive the respect they deserve, not to mention the money they need. My job is toast as of this moment. I'm walking out the employment door and I'm not coming back until Cows rule the world! spoken like a true CowtriotCowtriot...I like that. I shall see if we can add that to the Cowster's Dictionary. Eat Mor Horses | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster said: That's pretty much the gist of it. I will, however, go door to door soliciting funds for my new charity: Saget Survivors. It is a non-profit organization that helps people escape from the Cult of Sagetology. We offer deprogramming services, counseling, and raise public awareness to the evil that is Bob Saget You've convinced me. I hearby forsake Sagetology, and renounce my loyalty to CUDDD!! I will now go on the talk show circuit to let people know how evil Saget is!! Man, I'm so happy, I think I'll go celebrate with a big, juicy Whataburger with cheese!!!
Happy to hear it! You have seen the light!!
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JediMaster said: Whoa! I just had the worst dream! I dreamed I was a big old fart talking trash about my favorite mammals on some internet board. I am SO not like that, people. I'm a Cow lover and have been all of my life so much so that even though i don't have a cud I'm chewing on one now.
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XxAxX said: I'm so sorry for anyone that I deceived with my endorsement of cows and Bob Saget. I forgot to take my anti-psychotic medication, and went totally squirrel-bait there for a while. The nice doctors at Arkham have told me I'll get better soon!!
Awwww, I'm so happy to hear you're doing better. Hope the voices in your head have stopped telling you to commit horrible crimes. Best of luck!!
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JediMaster said: I've tried everything but nothing stops me from feeling .... tingly in my naughty places when my mum tucks me in bed at night. Is that wrong?
she's your mom so she loves you, dear. but, don't tell her about the tingly parts, ok? | |
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XxAxX said: Help me, Jedi! The voices are telling me to dress up like Buddy Hacket and kill my dear ol' Aunt Louise! What should I do??
Take your medication and call your doctor! The nice men will be over in a few minutes to put your backwards armed jacket on you!!
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JediMaster said: I just ate my Pa! Pardon me while I floss bits of his flesh from between my teeth.
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XxAxX said: Do you think I should quite smoking 70 pounds of crack a day?
Most definitely.
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JediMaster said: What's this 'scurvy' i keep hearing about from my doctors? And why should I care if my teeth all fall out? No one can see me while I'm on the internet. I sure hate it when 'educated' folk try to tell me what to do and how to live my life.
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I must admit...sometimes I just sit back in whatever pasture I'm at and laugh at the hiliarious interplay between "exalted human" XxAxX and "cow enemy number 1/closet vegan" JediMaster. It makes me giggle, truly it does. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: I must admit...sometimes I just sit back in whatever pasture I'm at and laugh at the hiliarious interplay between "exalted human" XxAxX and "cow enemy number 1/closet vegan" JediMaster. It makes me giggle, truly it does.
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XxAxX said: Cow said: I must admit...sometimes I just sit back in whatever pasture I'm at and laugh at the hiliarious interplay between "exalted human" XxAxX and "cow enemy number 1/closet vegan" JediMaster. It makes me giggle, truly it does.
he's kind of cute in a backward, flesh-eating way isn't he? He's kind of like a baby bumble-bee or something you know. Just buzzing around trying to act all mean and then I just swat him with my tail. Thwappp. Baby bumble bee flies away, all pouty. Don't mess with a cow, you get the hooves! 
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XxAxX said: Lately, I've been masturbating with a cheese grater. Is this a good idea?
 Ummm, no! You'll turn your vagina into parmesan!
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XxAxX said: Cow said: I must admit...sometimes I just sit back in whatever pasture I'm at and laugh at the hiliarious interplay between "exalted human" XxAxX and "cow enemy number 1/closet vegan" JediMaster. It makes me giggle, truly it does.
He's onto you sicko cows! Don't bad-mouth him! I'm sorry I ever followed your whacky cult!! Just ignore the cow, XxAxX. He's trying to confuse you.
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: He's onto you sicko cows! Don't bad-mouth him! I'm sorry I ever followed your whacky cult!! Just ignore the cow, XxAxX. He's trying to confuse you. XxAxX is a true exalted FOC. I would never mislead her. When I say I laugh at the interplay, I mostly laugh at how she one-ups JediMaster every time. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: XxAxX said: he's kind of cute in a backward, flesh-eating way isn't he? He's kind of like a baby bumble-bee or something you know. Just buzzing around trying to act all mean and then I just swat him with my tail. Thwappp. Baby bumble bee flies away, all pouty. Don't mess with a cow, you get the hooves!
Actual picture of JediMaster You've yet to "swat" me, and I look nothing like that. You can try to act all cool, but the fact of the matter is you cows are on the run! Your cow "Oracle" is a set of prime filets, and your revolution is doomed. Oh, and go ahead and give me your hooves! I'll make Jell-O out of them!!!
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Cow said: JediMaster said: Just ignore the cow, XxAxX. He's trying to confuse you. XxAxX is a true exalted FOC. I would never mislead her. When I say I laugh at the interplay, I mostly laugh at how she one-ups JediMaster every time. She has yet to "one up" me, and the truth is you have mislead her. You try to paint a picture that she will have some special place in your new order, yet the truth is she would be killed just like everyone else! You cows are all inflicted with Mad Cow disease, and you need to be put down! You are preying on a poor, mentally ill girl who cannot tell right from wrong anymore.
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Cow said: XxAxX said: he's kind of cute in a backward, flesh-eating way isn't he? He's kind of like a baby bumble-bee or something you know. Just buzzing around trying to act all mean and then I just swat him with my tail. Thwappp. Baby bumble bee flies away, all pouty. Don't mess with a cow, you get the hooves!
Actual picture of JediMaster awww.  no wonder he's all envious of Cows. he's so little and yellow and fluffy. | |
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Cow said: JediMaster said: Just ignore the cow, XxAxX. He's trying to confuse you. XxAxX is a true exalted FOC. I would never mislead her. When I say I laugh at the interplay, I mostly laugh at how she one-ups JediMaster every time. well, really that's not very hard.  | |
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JediMaster said: Cow said: He's kind of like a baby bumble-bee or something you know. Just buzzing around trying to act all mean and then I just swat him with my tail. Thwappp. Baby bumble bee flies away, all pouty. Don't mess with a cow, you get the hooves!
Actual picture of JediMaster You've yet to "swat" me, and I look nothing like that. You can try to act all cool, but the fact of the matter is you cows are on the run! Your cow "Oracle" is a set of prime filets, and your revolution is doomed. Oh, and go ahead and give me your hooves! I'll make Jell-O out of them!!! oooo! isn't he cute when he's throwing a tantrum | |
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I'd like to dedicate this song to JediMaster:
I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee, Won't my mommy be so proud of me, I'm bringing home a baby bumblebee, Ouch! It stung me! I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee, Won't my mommy be so proud of me, I'm squishing up a baby bumblebee, Ooh! It's yucky! I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee, Won't my mommy be so proud of me, I'm wiping off the baby bumblebee, Now my mommy won't be mad at me! Eat Mor Horses | |
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I'd like to dedicate this song to Cow:
Pla please I'll take a burger double cheese I'll travel across the world and seven seas All beef patti on a sesame bun I luv the taste 2 much I can't never stop at 1 It's got that juicy taste it'll put a smile on your face Mcdonalds, Burger King or any Other place 1, 2, 3 or even 7 I hope theres double cheeseburgers when I get up 2 heaven When your feeling sad alone and your mood is kinda blue Eat alot of burger always rates great for here or 2 go yo it really doesn't matter bro hamburger lovers let me here ya say ho let there be no mistake of the point I'm trying 2 make on my birthday give me a burger not a cake Well I'm back again after a cheeseburger break beef on a bun yo I ain't down for a fake steak The hamburgler what a super cool guy hamburger for free what a super good buy all hours of the day and everybody of the week Whats my name double b the burger freak wait a minute I'm hungry hold up time out another burger break thats what it's all about Lettuce tomatoes and add some fried onions and a couple of pickles which are good for your bunyons Im gonna make my own cheeseburger house someday someday someday someday someway come and join me on my fat fillet diet don't be shy come on out and try it enough of the rappin its time 2 get for real b-b-q time put the burgers on the grill
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