would u have sex with a dead celebrity?

if a your friend, a mortician, called u
up and said "we just got paris hilton
o'd on a slab ...wanna take a stab"?

would u do it?

The one on the right.

INSATIABLE said:

cindy crawford..

Christopher said:

&$@$*@(


"Hey, that reminds me - I have a joke: I heard Michael Jackson likes shopping at K-Mart, 'cause.. there was a sale!"

INSATIABLE said:

LAY OFF ME IM STARVING

Christopher said:

I'm having a serious Deja Vu here. Why do the Gap Girls always come up? Will this skit become the New New Testament?

"But Lucy, doesn't he always say you look like you slept on your face?"

"Yeah, but he's just really honest!"

INSATIABLE said:

"hes a cancer hes sensitive"

i dunno....but i love it. i downloaded the other skit to the game show one with courtney cox

Christopher said:

"I'll take "I'm Just Telling You What I Heard" for $100."

origmnd said:

After having seen her sex video, I'd say that Rick Solomon said "Yes" to this question. It's difficult to be anymore "dead" than that. Well, China and Sean were pretty close.

But, no. I've no desire to have sex with dead people.

I would do him.

I prefer some interaction