Sweeny79 said:

yay it's not just me who says really stupid things


when asked where i wanted to go on holiday next i said

egypt or africa i think



what did you just say toni?


i said egypt or africa








I am rubbish at geography

Alcop0p said:

I swear I just don't think half the time.

Steadwood said:

That was my mom's favorite thing to say and it drove me nuts!!!!



DRUM ROLL PLEASE.

The stupidest thing someone ever asked me was:

"Miguel what's the difference between the Pacific and Atlantic Ocean."

This was me.


This is the same person that went on vacation to CANCUN MEXICO and spent the entire time at SENOR FROGS. I asked her. "Did you go into town, did you see the pyramids, did you meet any of the locals." She spent the entire time boozing it up and talking to people from California. Geeeeez.


M

Alcop0p said:

When we went to see "The Passion", just as the movie ended and people were walking out of the theater crying, our friend (who's a little bit slow) said real loud "I bet there's gonna be a sequel!".

Tom said:

That's as good as someone in the theater shouting out "Run, Forest, run!" when the Ents attack Isengard in LOTR: The Two Towers.

WHEN MY SISTER TOLD ME THAT MY DAUGHTER IS OLD ENOUGH FOR A TWO-WHEELED TRICYCLE

debbiedean2 said:

Once I saw some pins on ebay and I asked the seller if they had any markings. They wrote "no, they are in perfect condition" I ment a markings that tell the date and company, duh

unlucky7 said:

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

All of the cabbies in Japan thought me and my sister were "home-stay" and not related to my (Japanese) father at all. And my mom used to get the "baby-sitting" shit all the time when we were babies. What a riot! I can't believe the balls some people have.

When my family was flying back to California from Hawaii 10 years ago, the airline worker asked my mom "what" we were. When she found out we were Japanese and white, she said "Oh, what a beautiful breed."

Natsume said:

...er....hmm....cough....My mother once rang me up on my landline and asked me where I was...

Steadwood said:

omg!

Steadwood said:

Are we related? My Mother said that to me last week...

rocknrollisalive said:

....
...er...and where were you...

About 7.00pm monday...

"Does it hurt?"

Steadwood said:

Bloody Hell man, I said it was last week... how on earth can I be expected to remember that!

rocknrollisalive said:

rocknrollisalive said:

i guess she was really hoping it was some terrible accident or bad dream

p0pstar said:

I guess....

rocknrollisalive said:

I'm gonna tell your mother you do drugs

p0pstar said:

tattle tale

ella731 said: