Grocery store
My hometown
I'm in line with my bi-racial daughters. The teenage checker says to me, "Oh, they're so cute. Where'd you get them?" I looked at my daughters and back at her. I replied, "They're mine." She continued, "I know, but where did you GET them." I said, "They came from my womb."
At this point you could literally hear her brain cells firing. She finished off her shining moment by then saying, "Oh....where's their Dad?"
LIKE HE MUST BE IN PRISON OR SOMETHING !!!!

UN F'ING believeable...

An orger asked me once "What do you guys call it when it's summer down there".

althom said:

i call that HOT PANTS.

althom said:

i call that HOT PANTS.

Anxiety said:

That's the second stupidest thing!

Grocery store
My hometown
I'm in line with my bi-racial daughters. The teenage checker says to me, "Oh, they're so cute. Where'd you get them?" I looked at my daughters and back at her. I replied, "They're mine." She continued, "I know, but where did you GET them." I said, "They came from my womb."
At this point you could literally hear her brain cells firing. She finished off her shining moment by then saying, "Oh....where's their Dad?"
LIKE HE MUST BE IN PRISON OR SOMETHING !!!!

UN F'ING believeable...

Grocery store
My hometown
I'm in line with my bi-racial daughters. The teenage checker says to me, "Oh, they're so cute. Where'd you get them?" I looked at my daughters and back at her. I replied, "They're mine." She continued, "I know, but where did you GET them." I said, "They came from my womb."
At this point you could literally hear her brain cells firing. She finished off her shining moment by then saying, "Oh....where's their Dad?"
LIKE HE MUST BE IN PRISON OR SOMETHING !!!!

UN F'ING believeable...

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Don't feel bad, Flesh, I have abi-racial nephew and get stupid ass comments too.

I have a year's worth of dumb questions when I lived in this small ass town in Germany. These poor folks hadn't seen a black person since WWII and I think I was the second person. Here are a few of the questions...

Yocal~Can I touch your skin?
Me~Go ahead. Why?
Yocal~I heard black people get lighter when you rub on their skin. That was how they were able to passover for white.

Yocal~Do you have a tail? I heard that you have an appendage at the end of your spine that sticks out.

And lastly, my all time favorite!!!!!

Yocals~We heard that you do not like being called Niger (which is german for black) so we will call you monkey lady? Would you prefer that or something else.

Let's see....some ignorant ass bitch at my job yeasterday called me and I quote "dumb white bitch, I know you would let me return this if I was white like you." I snapped my neck a couple of times, called the manager and walked away cause I was about to knock the ignorance right outa her stupid ass.

Bitch trying to return clothes she riped, saying that it was like that when she bought it....nevermind the fact it was a brown babydoll dress and you could see deoderant stains on it from when she wore it. Plus, there were no original tags on from when she bought it. I mean come on everyone knows if you are going to buy something wear it then return it you must use clear roll on deoderant and leave the tags on when you wear it, you just have to hide them. Atleast carefully take the tags off and keep them then bring in the tags when you bring in the damn dress. Fuck come on if your going to do shit like that do it right.

I have a year's worth of dumb questions when I lived in this small ass town in Germany. These poor folks hadn't seen a black person since WWII and I think I was the second person. Here are a few of the questions...

Yocal~Can I touch your skin?
Me~Go ahead. Why?
Yocal~I heard black people get lighter when you rub on their skin. That was how they were able to passover for white.

Yocal~Do you have a tail? I heard that you have an appendage at the end of your spine that sticks out.

And lastly, my all time favorite!!!!!

Yocals~We heard that you do not like being called Niger (which is german for black) so we will call you monkey lady? Would you prefer that or something else.

ShySlantedEye1 said:

Oh my God!!!!! A friend of mine who is Mexican once asked my other friend Filipino/Chinese when his tale fell off. Was it at puberty. We were floored. These are the things that are taught to dehumanize different races.

I don't know how I would've handled all those questions. I mean there are dumb questions and there are DUMB ASS questions. Geez.


M

Stupid things you've heard!

"so like...is your hair like...made of wire?"

-said 2 me b4 i started relaxing my hair...i swear i coulda backhanded that moron straight 2 next tuesday.

Lizzy7701 said:

That I'm a racist.

Sitting at my counter which is unfortunately close to the restroom:

*guy walks out of restroom upset*

Guy: Miss I don't know if u have noticed but, there is a huge crack in the sink in the men's bathroom and there's water on the floor

Me: Ya know, sir, I haven't noticed it at all. It's been quite a while since I have been in there.

Guy: *nods and walks off*

Hey eve wheres adam


People really think they are comedians

my cousin.....

fancy going out and showing me a good time





i mean

Alcop0p said:

omg you've gotta be kidding - your COUSIN hon? oh lol you poor thing

Natisse said:

really i wish i was joking, it was his 21st birthday party and i was dancing, I think it got a little bit too much for him



some of my family are really stupid

I'll fill you in on the party over the weekend