So, I go to the doctor today for a routine check-up and I have the scare of my life!!!

My last name is very common, so when the nurse called it, I assumed she was calling me in the back since I was there before everyone else. Anywho, I go to the back and the nurse starts asking me about why I'm there. As she's looking through what I thought was "my" chart, she suddenly asks me if I had taken my prescribed medication "What medication?", I ask. She goes on to say that the last time I was there, I had a precedure that showed that I had CHLAMYDIA!!!

My heart damn near stops as she goes on to say that something should have been mailed to me with the results. I tell her that nothing was sent to me and this is the first I've heard of this, so she tries to confirm where the letter was sent to. The address she reads is not mine, so I correct her about it....She then says, "What is your name again?" I tell her, and then she says, "Oops, I have the wrong chart!" OOPS!!!??? OOPS!!??? Are you fucking kidding me!!!!

That was the scariest thing ever!! And all she could say was Oops!!





Smooches;)

And why would you have thought you had chlamydia in that instant to be scared about, exactly?

Have you been getting stuff with the hot beef bayonet by a homeless druggie?

StaticDeth said:

Are you ignorant or what?


Smooches;)

MsMisha319 said:

Sorry but I just couldn'y help myself after what you said.
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MsMisha319 said:

I pick what.

Look at this:

Nero said:

Well, I am sexually active....So, I guess that's why Condoms are not 100%, in case you didn't know

Smooches;)
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MsMisha319 said:

Smooches on my ass?

MsMisha319 said:

Oh wait, you have CHLAMYDIA. Nevermind.

Nero said:

This is not something that I thought to be very funny. This scared the shit out of me. It just let's me know that you can never be too careful

Smooches;)

thevoid said:

You're an asshole

Smooches;)

MsMisha319 said:

MsMisha319 said:

Still smooching my ass?

Well, at least you're not making me play with your diseased box.

-- ,,,,thats funny i hope your ok,,,,so did the doctor say come bak
for a smear,,,

MsMisha319 said:

SOOOOO You dirty girl you..... whats yo number? Can I give you a call sometime.

StaticDeth said:

You don't want that number. Any dealings with that number would likely make you unclean.

MsMisha319 said:

why you were so scared? it isn't a very VERY bad std.

MsMisha, don't feel bad girl! You are not alone. I just went to the doctor myself and I had this new doctor do my physical and she did me the same way. I wanted to knock her out! Needless to say she won't be coming near me again. I have been in the same Gyn office for twelve years and her narrow ass doesn't have a clue. If she would have took her time and read my chart she would known all the answers to the dumb ass questions she asked me! I know what size speculum to use, where the supplies are and how to do my own smear for God's sake! And the hefer had the nerve to argue with me until the assistant came told her I was right. Now you know that is pitiful.

The guys are stupid! Ignore them!

dawntreader said:

I don't any std is cool to have

I wouldn't want any of them

Smooches;)