Natsume said:

Mine only shoots out solid waste, like a cannon.

HobbesLeCute said:

That most certainly is a weapon of mass destruction. You better pray that the FBI is not surfing on the org for naked photos of Tony M and stumbles across this thread.

crazyhorse said:

I hate it when I don't wipe enough, don't you? Quite uncomfortable!

Natsume said:

Actually, the FBI came to my house last night looking for Tommy Barbarella, because the neighbors had reported a lot of screaming and keyboard guitars coming from my basement. Naturally, I decided to show them my shit bidet, and they loved it. They left the house slathered in excrement and chortling amongst one another, whilst Tommy tearfully played the keyboard solo to Endorphinmachine, knowing that his final hope was all but lost.

I plan on making a suit out of his skin, so Tony M. can fulfill his ultimate fantasy of making love to a man dressed in Tommy B's hide.

HobbesLeCute said:

Funny, I wanted to do the very same to Elijah Woods a few years back just because his skin looks so very soft. :cues 'goodbye horses':

You should have invited the FBI to the orgy poo party. Now they are harrassing my lover Richard Belzer to levitate because they heard that David Blaine taught him his street magic.

Natsume said:

Don't worry, at my next orgy poop party (I hold one every other day), I will coax those FBI scumbags into leaving your beautiful Belzer alone, if not with my bidet, then with my luxurious new Barbarella wig.

I expect Burt Reynolds phone number in return, though.

What kind of hippy lovin' bullshit is this?

Oh, and Fauxie--Shut up!

Now, go in there, and put on that little wig I bought ya! No, no. The reddish brown one!

AsianBoi777 said:

you quiet now

Christopher said:

ok, I admit. I've always wanted to say that to Fauxie. I just needed an opportunistic time to do so.

AsianBoi777 said:

you mean you dont yell at him for eating all the t.v dinners daily?

I have a feeling AB would be more cleaner...but in the behind the ears and under the fingernails and deep in the bum kind of way. But he's also would wiggle and squirm a lot. He'd be a confusing shag.

Natsume said:

you'd win...easily.

Dayum I want to do AB. Wanting to do AB is I think the only reason I visit this site as often as I do.

And Huey, too. Something tells me he'd be an awesome lay. Grrr.

Fauxie, how do you pronounce your name? Fo-ee or Fox-ee?

For the record, Natsume is pronounced not-sue-may. Just for future reference.

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Xagain said:

OK, I like Xagain better than Fauxie now.

Natsume said:

Fo-ee of course.

I know there are people on this site calling me Fox-ee. I think it's quite a gay name in the wrong hands.

AsianBomb777 said:

Yet your signature tells a different story.

Fauxie said:

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Damn you!
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