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PrintableXxAxX said: Cow said: XxAxX you are making me laugh so hard that a little milk is squirting out of my nose. Which is somewhat awkard and a little painful for me but worth it. sorry about the milk squirting bit, Cow but isn't it sweet the way JediMaster is finally turning away from his gore-spattered past and embracing a new way in life? In celebration of my "new life", I chowed down on a Whataburger with cheese & Jalapenos at lunchtime!  
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JediMaster said: Here I am with the wife:
and kids. we've decided to give the kids 'Cow' lessons 
that's.... interesting.  | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster said: Here I am with the wife:
and kids. we've decided to give the kids 'Cow' lessons
that's.... interesting. You're about as humorous as a flesh eating bacterial infection..
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: that's.... interesting. You're about as humorous as a flesh eating bacterial infection..sure. and you would know since your grisly meat-eating background has already qualified you for membership in the 'flesh eating bacterial infection' category  | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster said: You're about as humorous as a flesh eating bacterial infection..sure. and you would know since your grisly meat-eating background has already qualified you for membership in the 'flesh eating bacterial infection' category Again with the magnificent humour. Your love of a cud chewing, methane belching fecal-scented species has clearly distorted your mind. I hope you get rehabilitated soon. Soon, you'll be eating steak with all of us.
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I like Jersey cows cos they have cute faces but Fresians are quite nice too. I'll leave graffiti where you've never been kissed | |
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PREDOMINANT said: TheFrog said: yeah, when i think "moo cow", i think this one. 
Though the Angus is a beautiful animal.  Exactly this IS a "COW" the others are just fakes. Although I am quite partial to a Hereford or two. Yep Fresians are real moo cows I'll leave graffiti where you've never been kissed | |
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: sure. and you would know since your grisly meat-eating background has already qualified you for membership in the 'flesh eating bacterial infection' category Again with the magnificent humour. Your love of a cud chewing, methane belching fecal-scented species has clearly distorted your mind. I hope you get rehabilitated soon. Soon, you'll be eating steak with all of us. your full name is JediMaster Lord Voldemort, isn't it?  | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster said: Again with the magnificent humour. Your love of a cud chewing, methane belching fecal-scented species has clearly distorted your mind. I hope you get rehabilitated soon. Soon, you'll be eating steak with all of us. your full name is JediMaster Lord Voldemort, isn't it? No, Lord Voldemort would fall into the Dark Side category. I don't serve the Dark. Cows are evil, and therefore I must battle them. Same goes for that serial-killing pedophile, Bob Saget.
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: your full name is JediMaster Lord Voldemort, isn't it? No, Lord Voldemort would fall into the Dark Side category. I don't serve the Dark. Cows are evil, and therefore I must battle them. Same goes for that serial-killing pedophile, Bob Saget. nonsense. your lightsabre is leaking radiation and this has eaten your brain along with your capacity for reasoned thinking. either that or one of those steaks you so frequently express a bloodthirsty craving for has given you Mad Cow Disease and mutant proteins now entangle the neuropathways of your brain. Cows are NOT evil. bob saget is NOT evil. these are the babblings of a lunatic and unbalanced mind. your world view has been twisted by your life-long consumption of that which does not belong to you: someone else's thigh muscles. someone else's flank. years of eating slabs of living protein stolen from its rightful owner have perverted your every fibre and now, without even knowing it, you have been turned JediMaster. you work for the dark side. there have been signs of your wavering committment to this grisly path. true, you joke lightly about things of consequence but to some this speaks of reconsideration. put aside your grudges JediMaster. lay down your knife and fork. join us in the light, in peace and good fellowship. 'crisly' edit [Edited 7/19/05 15:10pm] | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster said: No, Lord Voldemort would fall into the Dark Side category. I don't serve the Dark. Cows are evil, and therefore I must battle them. Same goes for that serial-killing pedophile, Bob Saget. nonsense. your lightsabre is leaking radiation and this has eaten your brain along with your capacity for reasoned thinking. either that or one of those steaks you so frequently express a bloodthirsty craving for has given you Mad Cow Disease and mutant proteins now entangle the neuropathways of your brain. Cows are NOT evil. bob saget is NOT evil. these are the babblings of a lunatic and unbalanced mind. your world view has been twisted by your life-long consumption of that which does not belong to you: someone else's thigh muscles. someone else's flank. years of eating slabs of living protein stolen from its rightful owner have perverted your every fibre and now, without even knowing it, you have been turned JediMaster. you work for the dark side. there have been signs of your wavering committment to this grisly path. true, you joke lightly about things of consequence but to some this speaks of reconsideration. put aside your grudges JediMaster. lay down your knife and fork. join us in the light, in peace and good fellowship. 'crisly' edit
[Edited 7/19/05 15:10pm] I asked Master Yoda about this, and he told me "Cows are the Path to the Dark Side. Pawns of the Lord of the Sith are they! Defeat them, we must". So, you see XxAxX, you have fallen prey to the Cow lie, that they are "peaceful" and "loving" animals. In reality, they are hateful animals who seek to destroy the planet with their noxious methane emissions! It is my sworn duty to stop this menace, and I will do it to the best of my ability. If it means I get a good filet while I'm at it, all the better.
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My (foreign) girlfriend used to love the Aberdeen Angus (not literally, of course). She reckoned they were hippy cows.
Personally, I think the Friesien is pretty "cool". GEDDIT??? | |
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i think the world needs more of these!
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