Cow said:

Defeat after crushing defeat, and yet you still try to claim the cows are "taking over". The only thing a cow is taking over is my dinner plate!

JediMaster said:[quote]

Cow said:

Oh, the continued denial of Cow Public Enemy Number 1. Cow Surveilance has shown that Jedi Master does not dislike cows as much as he lets on. In fact it is his overpowering desire to become one of the bovine devine that causes his hatred/self-hatred. Here are pictures, taken by covert cow intelligence, that show Jedi Master on a recent night out:

JediMaster said:

Cow said:[quote]

JediMaster said:

First off, "cow intelligence" is an oxymoron. Second, plenty of people on this board have seen me before, and can attest to the fact that that picture isn't me. This is a rather pathetic, desperate attempt to start a smear campaign by the CUDDD operatives. Worthless cow propaganda.

By the way, Cow, I'm having a barbeque this weekend. Your late "cow oracle" will be the guest of honor! Care to join us?

Cow said:[quote]

JediMaster said:

that's a lovely picture of JediMaster

JediMaster said:[quote]

Cow said:

Photographs of JediMaster's secret love for cows continue to keep popping up. Here is a picture of Jedi, taken one recent afternoon, peacefully riding his bike with several close cow acquaintances.




Come on, Jedi. Drop the act and admit your cow love.

XxAxX said:

Hey, XxAxX! I found a great photo of you!!!! Wow, looking stunning today!

Cow said:[quote]

JediMaster said:

Actually, that isn't me, but it is an anti-cow military specialist. The cows in the picture are recently captured CUDDD terrorists. Just beyond those trees pictured is a lovely place for them to stay called "the slaughterhouse".

JediMaster said:[quote]

Cow said:

If by "anti-cow military specialist" you mean "secretly cow loving JediMaster" and by "slaughterhouse" you mean "a fun-filled park filled with luxorious green pastures" then the above sentence is accurate.

Another picture, showing JediMaster, promoting Chick-Fil-A so as to save all the precious cows he loves, has popped up. Come on, Jedi, you cannot deny this is you. The light saber gives you away.

JediMaster hawking chicken products to spare cows.

I vote Jersey.

paisleypark4 said:

Good choice...well, all are good choices but that is what I am. Even though I have never actually been to New Jersey.

Cow said:

Oh, puh-leeeze! This is the most ridiculous piece of propaganda you've come up with yet! Everyone knows the only cow I'll spare is one that is willing to return to the pasture peacefully. The rest of you are going down!

Cow said:[quote]

JediMaster said:

Suuuuure. Howzabout you come and visit our "fun-filled park filled with luxorious green pastures"?

AsianBoi777 said:

By the way, here is a pic of one of your cow buddies that visited that fun filled park:



Doesn't it look like he's having a great time?

Cow said:

awwww that's so sweet. JediMaster you softy! i take it back that i called you a perverted cannibal with unholy tastes in human flesh. forget that i ever insulted your body odor, intelligence and general overall bad manners as pertains to Cows and the New World Order

finally you have seen reason! finally you embrace good, common sense and join the cause. you're one of the smart ones who have realized that although most folks think george orwell's book '1984' was the great political harbinger of our times, truly that book was 'animal farm'.

JediMaster seeing you in that Cowsuit has warmed me twoard you. i'm sure you join me when i chant: all hail the greatness that is Cow

JediMaster said:

And now all of the truth comes out. A recent, highly covert mission was undertaken to find out what kind of literature this alleged "cow-hater" reads. A recent Barnes and Noble receipt stolen from JediMaster's non-leather wallet discovered the following books:











Also some non-meat related books were listed







The great and holy Cow Oracle is celebrating because one of the most vicious cow-hating bipeds we've encountered, Cow Enemy Number One JediMaster, is actually a cow loving vegan. Let us all moo our rejoicing!

XxAxX said:

This is a great day, exalted human XxAxX. We have uncovered a feared enemy and found him to be a FOC (Friend of Cows) all along.

Cow said:

Mmmm, Hmmm. Now that you don't fear me, come on over for dinner! I have a nice, big gas gri...errr, uh, a nice big bale of hay for you!!!

XxAxX said:

Yeah. Hold your breath for me to join in your little chant.

here is another pic of JediMaster gazing longingly across the fields at the herd he would like to one day call 'family'

Funniest thread of the day!

Mutts

XxAxX said:

XxAxX, everyone knows that's you in that pic. You were wearing that same cow outfit in those pornographic pics you posted last month!

JediMaster said:

JediMaster. i can tell you must be a real hit with the ladies back home. i bet you really mooooove them

XxAxX said:

You really need help.

JediMaster said:

you make a lovely couple!

XxAxX said:

XxAxX you are making me laugh so hard that a little milk is squirting out of my nose. Which is somewhat awkard and a little painful for me but worth it.

Cow said:

sorry about the milk squirting bit, Cow but isn't it sweet the way JediMaster is finally turning away from his gore-spattered past and embracing a new way in life?

XxAxX said:

I have two dogs, neither of which are named Pooky.I would never debase them by dressing them up as an inferior animal such as a cow.
[Edited 7/18/05 14:09pm]