A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."

The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"

The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."

JoeyMFinCoco said:

rofl thats the org right now.....haahahahahahah

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

WHERES NERO

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

Looks like she fell asleep in the chat.

analbolique said:

oh wait everyone is in the chat room?

LETS GO...

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

I refuse.

...jack my thread and then leave...sheesh!

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

No, no one's talking. She was timing out when I peeked in. Maybe she's dealing with a major blood clot.

TMPletz said:

at least you saw me pee, and that I won first place..

TMPletz said:

Dude, it was the best thing that could happen to this thread.

analbolique said:

ooooohhhh noooo the humanity of it all.

analbolique said:

BucketOfBouncyBalls said:

Wait she is now. Come join us.

TMPletz said:

That was the worst joke I've heard in years. It was so bad I have to keep this thread alive so people won't forget how bad it actually is.