That's right, it's back by popular demand. There will be, on my part, no sarcasm, no cynicism, no needless agression or any humour on this thread.

I've not felt myself for a few days and now I'm full of eager tension. I'm feeling ready to spread my love around the org and that includes girls!

So please, ask me any question you like, and I'll answer it with all the sincerity and charm you've come to expect from regular, decent people.

x 1 billion



I'm speechless.

And for how long is this supposed to last?

What does 'Orange Appled' mean to you?

Anxiety said:

Shit, I laughed so hard I farted!

Anxiety said:

You google like no other, Anxiety.

I wish I could hang out at your place sometime and watch you google.

Fauxie said:

luv4u said:

What do you mean 'last'? For as long as I'm on this mortal coil, of course.

Fauxie said:

you like to watch, don't you?

INSATIABLE said:

Nothing, unfortunately. If it's a reference to pop culture or something the kids are saying, I'm afraid I won't be very useful. Is it do with GM food?

Anxiety said:

Yes. I've found the experience lasts longer that way.

oh wait. this is supposed to be an 'ask fauxie' thread? are you serious?

Anxiety said:

Still waiting on my refund.

Anxiety said:

Absolutely. This thread is me laid bare, my love exposed to the org.

Anxiety said:

I think he's become the Althom/cborgman/SuperSpaceboy replacement. Your nemisis, if you will.

INSATIABLE said:

i'm on to your scam!

Fauxie said:

You chose your words very well.


Anyways, am I one of your top 5 favorite orgers? Top 3 even?

donk said:

superspaceboy was never a nemisisis.

Fauxie said:

PERVERT.

Anxiety said:

What about a nemisis?

donk said:

Of course. You're my favourite orger! Less tough than JerseyKRS but a lot more accessible.

Fauxie said:

seriously, I am???


Compared to JerseyKRS, even khlk with a scorching case of herpes would be less tough.

INSATIABLE said:

heck, right now i'd settle for a NEMESIS.

Anxiety said:

GRRRRR.

Anxiety said:

I'm afraid that's all in your mind, Anxiety. For so long on the org I've just put up a front. I just want to turn things around and allow you to see my vulnerable side. I want to let people in.

Fauxie said:

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

Fauxie said:

i don't believe a word of it.

evenstar3 said:

Is that John Melloncamp in your avatar?

evenstar3 said:

It's true. I promise you. Just ask me a question and you'll see.