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There have been 1,600 new threads and 41,213 new posts since you last left the site on Sat Jul 2 13:00:57 2005. And only ONE that makes sense to me, up til now.
And that one is actually MINE, two if I include this one. Do any of you Orgers actually make SENSE? Just curious. | |
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Get better material. I'm fairly sure this one's been done recently. [Edited 7/16/05 16:17pm] Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Get better material. I'm fairly sure this one's been done recently.
[Edited 7/16/05 16:17pm] Oooh! To the rescue! *plays fave Time song; Tricky* "U're old! And fat!" | |
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Nero said: Get better material. I'm fairly sure this one's been done recently.
[Edited 7/16/05 16:17pm] Is that Lloyd Cole eating her shoulder? Maybe I should change my avatar too. I'm slowly getting sick of this one. | |
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Okay. That was a bit mean.
And telling all the 1600 posters of threads they're boring is mean too. I am really sorry. | |
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retina said: Lloyd Cole m2:
Ooh! 80's music! I love music from before I was born! | |
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retina said: Nero said: Get better material. I'm fairly sure this one's been done recently.
[Edited 7/16/05 16:17pm] Is that Lloyd Cole eating her shoulder? Maybe I should change my avatar too. I'm slowly getting sick of this one. No. If there was Lloyd Cole porn though, I assure you, I'd be watching it. Daily. This is just some photo I found and sort of liked. Though if a guy bit my shoulder, I'd likely cry. Like a little bitch. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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VeronicaElectronica said: Okay. That was a bit mean.
And telling all the 1600 posters of threads they're boring is mean too. I am really sorry. Try again. You're failing miserably. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Try again. You're failing miserably.
I am really, really sorry. I just hope there are some people with humour listening... *batting some more lashes* | |
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Nero said: retina said: Is that Lloyd Cole eating her shoulder? Maybe I should change my avatar too. I'm slowly getting sick of this one. No. If there was Lloyd Cole porn though, I assure you, I'd be watching it. Daily. This is just some photo I found and sort of liked. Though if a guy bit my shoulder, I'd likely cry. Like a little bitch. What if he just gnawed on it a little bit? I love collarbones. It's a fetish of mine. Maybe it was those low-cut eighties sweaters all the girls used to wear that started it all. Your avatar actually looks like a scene from the movie Romance X. It might be Rocco Whatshisname that is biting her shoulder. You wouldn't want that to happen to you, I understand that. | |
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retina said: Nero said: No. If there was Lloyd Cole porn though, I assure you, I'd be watching it. Daily. This is just some photo I found and sort of liked. Though if a guy bit my shoulder, I'd likely cry. Like a little bitch. What if he just gnawed on it a little bit? I love collarbones. It's a fetish of mine. Maybe it was those low-cut eighties sweaters all the girls used to wear that started it all. Your avatar actually looks like a scene from the movie Romance X. It might be Rocco Whatshisname that is biting her shoulder. You wouldn't want that to happen to you, I understand that. I'm not sure where it came from, aside from google. A little gnaw or nibble is okay. But digging one's teeth in too much is never a good idea. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Uhmmm.
So, if you count all the thread jacking, there would have been MORE threads with this endless banter? I'll keep that in mind. | |
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VeronicaElectronica said: Uhmmm.
So, if you count all the thread jacking, there would have been MORE threads with this endless banter? I'll keep that in mind. Keep working on the humour, Sparky. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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VeronicaElectronica said: Uhmmm.
So, if you count all the thread jacking, there would have been MORE threads with this endless banter? I'll keep that in mind. Interesting. You're a bit like Nero, minus the intelligence, humour, eloquence, and charisma. | |
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retina said: VeronicaElectronica said: Uhmmm.
So, if you count all the thread jacking, there would have been MORE threads with this endless banter? I'll keep that in mind. Interesting. You're a bit like Nero, minus the intelligence, humour, eloquence, and charisma. Oh, thank God! Thank you! Thank you! I would like to thank the Acadamy, my mother for making me Madonna and Prince fan, Sarah; for pointing out this site to me, saying it was a fun site, and The School For Over-Acting, which seems to have turned out more than one attendees here. Thank you! Thank you! *cries softly, waiting for camera exposure* | |
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VeronicaElectronica said: retina said: Interesting. You're a bit like Nero, minus the intelligence, humour, eloquence, and charisma. Oh, thank God! Thank you! Thank you! I would like to thank the Acadamy, my mother for making me Madonna and Prince fan, Sarah; for pointing out this site to me, saying it was a fun site, and The School For Over-Acting, which seems to have turned out more than one attendees here. Thank you! Thank you! *cries softly, waiting for camera exposure* Where's the humour? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: Where's the humour?
If you have to ask, you ain't got it. | |
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I think yer almost out of posts for the day, lass! | |
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I already feel at home...
All the frustrated spinsters love me. Well, love to hate me anyways. So, I will tell other newbies to be REALLY docile, NOT use humour to initiate contact and to avoid eye contact AT ALL TIMES, as it seems some people just are here to try and turn you into stone. First assessment; General Discussion Humour count; 12 People welcoming me through unexpected pop-ups; 1 Dried up count; 2 People contacting me through org notes calling me 9's; 1 GOT to meet that 9's! He seems CULA! | |
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Illywhacker said: I think yer almost out of posts for the day, lass!
I'll just make some homework then! | |
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By the way; I do have to do some, right now...
Please feel free to post some more humourless stuff on here while I am away! Or go back to reading your Harry Potter book! | |
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VeronicaElectronica said: Nero said: Where's the humour?
If you have to ask, you ain't got it. Oh come on, that's such an old internet cliché to call people humourless when they don't think you're funny. As is to claim you're joking when people take your honest comments at face value and you realize you're too chicken to stand by your word. You're guilty of both. Cocky, immature newbies... | |
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retina said: VeronicaElectronica said: If you have to ask, you ain't got it. Oh come on, that's such an old internet cliché to call people humourless when they don't think you're funny. As is to claim you're joking when people take your honest comments at face value and you realize you're too chicken to stand by your word. You're guilty of both. Cocky, immature newbies... Facade or not, you may be as good as it gets, retina. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: retina said: Oh come on, that's such an old internet cliché to call people humourless when they don't think you're funny. As is to claim you're joking when people take your honest comments at face value and you realize you're too chicken to stand by your word. You're guilty of both. Cocky, immature newbies... Facade or not, you may be as good as it gets, retina. Screw facades. I'm not as good as it gets either though. That's the pizza man. | |
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retina said: Nero said: Facade or not, you may be as good as it gets, retina. Screw facades. I'm not as good as it gets either though. That's the pizza man. Come, give us a kiss. Poke us in the eye with your nose. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: retina said: Screw facades. I'm not as good as it gets either though. That's the pizza man. Come, give us a kiss. Poke us in the eye with your nose. I guarantee that I would manage to do that even if I was aiming for your ear. It's biology, not clumsiness. | |
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retina said: Nero said: Come, give us a kiss. Poke us in the eye with your nose. I guarantee that I would manage to do that even if I was aiming for your ear. It's biology, not clumsiness. What happens when you're down south giving a girl the tongue? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: retina said: I guarantee that I would manage to do that even if I was aiming for your ear. It's biology, not clumsiness. What happens when you're down south giving a girl the tongue? Now that's when the old honker comes in handy. | |
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retina said: Nero said: What happens when you're down south giving a girl the tongue? Now that's when the old honker comes in handy. I figured as much. Although I once sexed a Jew.... ....uh-oh. That isn't very politically correct, is it? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: retina said: Now that's when the old honker comes in handy. I figured as much. Although I once sexed a Jew.... ....uh-oh. That isn't very politically correct, is it? I'd say it's borderline (not that anybody cares). If you'd added all the juicy bonus details you included the first time you told us about that shag along with the "sexed a jew" comment, then you'd probably have to turn into another roman emperor again for a while. | |
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